[ooc]

[spellhead]

Dear Jackass

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[amesuishou]

[Zeroes in on "... unless they involve Ikuhara or Hayes in a bikini."]

...

Chauvinist.

[spellhead]

You don't know this guy! He doesn't have good ideas. Even something that narrowly defined probably ends with being eaten by a squid.

[amesuishou]

That sounds like a splendid idea.

[spellhead]

...you know what? Let's skip it. I'm just going to get indignant and then you'll laugh at it and then I'll try and jab back and you'll jab right back completely unconcerned while sipping tea or something.

It always goes the same way. So instead, I say this:

When did you become a Disney animated character?