cleaning out my desk.... this is a good one guys
ok so below is a list of all the weird shit i found in my desk, with LJ cuts to show more details.
in my desk i found...
- Fireworks
....16 packs of bottle rockets
....4 ground bloom flowers
....2 boxes of small bees (yay!)
....2 boxes of underwater mini-dynamites
- Every love letter Alison Bailey wrote me in 10th grade. omg. swoon times 500000.
- Lyrics to Tom Green's song "Pet Names for Genetalia"
(sung to the tune of "we didn't start the fire")
[verse 1]
Mutton dagger, oblong Bob, hanging Johnny, fishing rod,
Tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout...
Ding-dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog, Davy Crocket, let them all hang out...
[chorus]
Pet names for genetalia
You know the girls think of them
And you gotta love 'em.
Pet names for genetalia
There's always something silly
About Little Willy...
[verse 2]
Wang, wazzoo, weenie, whacker,
Pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker...
Heat-seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick, love whistle...
Tube steak, Uncle Dick,
This is getting really sick!
I'm not through; there's one more:
Purple helmet warrior!!!
[repeat chorus]
- A copy of my mom's birth certificate
- Pictures of my dad sleeping on the couch with the cats at his old roommate's house
- 4 AC adaptors, all for items of which I don't have anymore nor use
....1 for an RC car I had almost 12 years ago
....1 for a Casio keyboard that has internal wiring problems
....1 for a Yamaha keyboard that had water spilled all over it
....1 for a really old-school gameboy.
- The "BOSTON" mix Morgan Bach made me back when we listened to Boston on the way to school.
- Bank statements regarding deposited checks that range over the entire course of my employment at Mills Music in Redmond (which has been since July 2003)
- The recipt for the PRS SE Soapbar guitar I bought on HOMECOMING last October
MILLS MUSIC INC INVOICE
Store: RED / Sales Person: Josh #369 / Date: 10-23-04 /
Name: Spencer Czapiewski / Home Phone: (my home phone) /
Address: (my address) / Work Phone: (Mills #, the store I'm buying from!) /
Invoice type: Purchase /
"Employee Purchase.
Price per Danny.
PRS Soapbar / $599.00
S# (serial number) / (less allowance) (-$271.00)
/ Subtotal $328.00
/ Tax $28.86
/ TOTAL $356.86
Paid Cash.
Thanks
Josh" /
No Refunds, Exchanges Only /
Customer Copy.
- Pokémon Blue Version for Gameboy & Gameboy Color
- Limited edition Pokémon-Yellow-Theme Gameboy Color (the gameboy itself)
- Books 1 thru 9 of an original comic book I drew at age 12 called "Silly Clam"
....Book 1: "The Nickel." Silly Clam catches a nickel in his mouth dropped by a diver. The diver then steals Silly Clam's pearl upon retrieving his lost nickel.
....Book 2: "Pearl Search." Silly Clam finds other pearls in shapes of a heart and diamond but explodes in anger to discover they're fakes, with 'China' printed on them.
....Book 3: "Many Pearls." Silly Clam's new pearl melts in the boiling heat and an airplane overhead drops a new pearl in the water to him.
....Book 4: "Pearl Express." The Pearl Express airplane drops a shiny new pearl in Silly Clam's direction but another clam eats it. The overhwelming glow of this new pearl causes the clam to vomit and Silly Clam is content with his own pearl which (quote) 'gives off a nice, not best, kind of glow.'
....Book 5: "Winter." After sewing a button onto his winter coat, Silly Clam goes ice skating on the surface of the water, then returns home to a nice cup of hot coral, but realizes he has lost his pearl.
....Book 6: "What Pearl?" Silly Clam unlocks a mystic chest which has the most shiny pearl he has ever seen. Another clam steals it but explodes because he can't handle the pearl's greatness - Silly Clam swoops it up and keeps it for himself.
....Book 7: "Brotherly Love." Silly Clam's brother comes to visit but Silly Clam pretends not to be home. After a fight, an elderly clam tells Silly Clam about "brotherly love" and the two brothers are drawn together by it. They then share a cup of hot coral.
....Book 8: "Bricks." Silly Clam realizes his house is made of many bricks and becomes obsessed with bricks. His girlfriend, Clammie Locks, converses with a friend of hers (Jena Clam) and they execute a plan that saves Silly Clam from the hypnotic bricks.
...Book 9: "Rainbows." Silly Clam wishes he was as colorful as the rainbow so he swallows colored spheres but the effects are all wrong. Silly Clam grows 9 eyes, but upon eating the 'changer backer sphere' loses his tongue. Realizing he has a second changer backer sphere, he fully recovers and is content to stay the plain color he is.
So there we have it. My desk. I know, what the fuck, right? It's all so random. I really hope you read my play-by-play of those comics I made. Seriously they were pretty bomb. I think the series actually went to 14 but I lost the most recent ones when we moved. LOL. Ok, I need to go pull posters off my wall and put pictures away.
in my desk i found...
- Fireworks
....16 packs of bottle rockets
....4 ground bloom flowers
....2 boxes of small bees (yay!)
....2 boxes of underwater mini-dynamites
- Every love letter Alison Bailey wrote me in 10th grade. omg. swoon times 500000.
- Lyrics to Tom Green's song "Pet Names for Genetalia"
(sung to the tune of "we didn't start the fire")
[verse 1]
Mutton dagger, oblong Bob, hanging Johnny, fishing rod,
Tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout...
Ding-dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog, Davy Crocket, let them all hang out...
[chorus]
Pet names for genetalia
You know the girls think of them
And you gotta love 'em.
Pet names for genetalia
There's always something silly
About Little Willy...
[verse 2]
Wang, wazzoo, weenie, whacker,
Pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker...
Heat-seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick, love whistle...
Tube steak, Uncle Dick,
This is getting really sick!
I'm not through; there's one more:
Purple helmet warrior!!!
[repeat chorus]
- A copy of my mom's birth certificate
- Pictures of my dad sleeping on the couch with the cats at his old roommate's house
- 4 AC adaptors, all for items of which I don't have anymore nor use
....1 for an RC car I had almost 12 years ago
....1 for a Casio keyboard that has internal wiring problems
....1 for a Yamaha keyboard that had water spilled all over it
....1 for a really old-school gameboy.
- The "BOSTON" mix Morgan Bach made me back when we listened to Boston on the way to school.
- Bank statements regarding deposited checks that range over the entire course of my employment at Mills Music in Redmond (which has been since July 2003)
- The recipt for the PRS SE Soapbar guitar I bought on HOMECOMING last October
MILLS MUSIC INC INVOICE
Store: RED / Sales Person: Josh #369 / Date: 10-23-04 /
Name: Spencer Czapiewski / Home Phone: (my home phone) /
Address: (my address) / Work Phone: (Mills #, the store I'm buying from!) /
Invoice type: Purchase /
"Employee Purchase.
Price per Danny.
PRS Soapbar / $599.00
S# (serial number) / (less allowance) (-$271.00)
/ Subtotal $328.00
/ Tax $28.86
/ TOTAL $356.86
Paid Cash.
Thanks
Josh" /
No Refunds, Exchanges Only /
Customer Copy.
- Pokémon Blue Version for Gameboy & Gameboy Color
- Limited edition Pokémon-Yellow-Theme Gameboy Color (the gameboy itself)
- Books 1 thru 9 of an original comic book I drew at age 12 called "Silly Clam"
....Book 1: "The Nickel." Silly Clam catches a nickel in his mouth dropped by a diver. The diver then steals Silly Clam's pearl upon retrieving his lost nickel.
....Book 2: "Pearl Search." Silly Clam finds other pearls in shapes of a heart and diamond but explodes in anger to discover they're fakes, with 'China' printed on them.
....Book 3: "Many Pearls." Silly Clam's new pearl melts in the boiling heat and an airplane overhead drops a new pearl in the water to him.
....Book 4: "Pearl Express." The Pearl Express airplane drops a shiny new pearl in Silly Clam's direction but another clam eats it. The overhwelming glow of this new pearl causes the clam to vomit and Silly Clam is content with his own pearl which (quote) 'gives off a nice, not best, kind of glow.'
....Book 5: "Winter." After sewing a button onto his winter coat, Silly Clam goes ice skating on the surface of the water, then returns home to a nice cup of hot coral, but realizes he has lost his pearl.
....Book 6: "What Pearl?" Silly Clam unlocks a mystic chest which has the most shiny pearl he has ever seen. Another clam steals it but explodes because he can't handle the pearl's greatness - Silly Clam swoops it up and keeps it for himself.
....Book 7: "Brotherly Love." Silly Clam's brother comes to visit but Silly Clam pretends not to be home. After a fight, an elderly clam tells Silly Clam about "brotherly love" and the two brothers are drawn together by it. They then share a cup of hot coral.
....Book 8: "Bricks." Silly Clam realizes his house is made of many bricks and becomes obsessed with bricks. His girlfriend, Clammie Locks, converses with a friend of hers (Jena Clam) and they execute a plan that saves Silly Clam from the hypnotic bricks.
...Book 9: "Rainbows." Silly Clam wishes he was as colorful as the rainbow so he swallows colored spheres but the effects are all wrong. Silly Clam grows 9 eyes, but upon eating the 'changer backer sphere' loses his tongue. Realizing he has a second changer backer sphere, he fully recovers and is content to stay the plain color he is.
So there we have it. My desk. I know, what the fuck, right? It's all so random. I really hope you read my play-by-play of those comics I made. Seriously they were pretty bomb. I think the series actually went to 14 but I lost the most recent ones when we moved. LOL. Ok, I need to go pull posters off my wall and put pictures away.