Giving Back A Little

[spermyreward]

There's a lot of misguided and confused teens out there, and I know a lot of times all they're looking for is a little help and some answers to the questions they might be asking. Every now and then, I get letters from teens who are just discovering their puberty and getting some scary feelings. I just wanted to take some time out to help provide

Comments

[babyfirefly]

You shoudl write a book, you're so fabulous. Perhaps you should pen a childrens book as well, society needs truth.

as you best put it, all sheep want to be goats, anyway!

[spermyreward]

Oh my gosh, thank you! I actually was seriously considering writining a semi-autobiographical novel, under the guise of a self=help book. Not even so much to imply that all the wrong decisions and fuck ups I made would benefit others, but...I don't know I guess it would be funny seeing someone else do it.

[korphylox]

Holy fucktards, that rocked! That was one of your best posts ever! It's so awesome that you want to reach out your many tentacles and help the troubled youth of today. Jolly, you've really filled my heart with your wet and clammy, yet disturbingly warm and moving love.

[spermyreward]

Thank you, thank you. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I hope if your having any troubles that it might have answered them.

[piratekingchris]

*throwing flowers at your many legs*
Encore, encore!

[spermyreward]

Yay, flowers to eat!!! Thank you, I love you.

[writhinginhell]

Teenage girls in this situation should be taught to eat a diet that produces extremely firm poos. This will allow them to produce a new dildo everytime they have a shit. An anti-bacterial douche should of course be used especially when they have been inserted throughout the school day.

i found you

[hardcount]

from shayes site. i like you, your funny. but don't take my word for it, lets ask some audience members here today.