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[spermyreward]

I've just found a box of stale potato chips that have been packed in with some dill pickles. The flavour of the pickles have tainted the chips in a most delightful of stale manners, and this brief moment of being slightly less suicidal has given me enough strenght to drool out a quick synapse-sist of the horrible things that have happened to me

Comments

[piratekingchris]

Aww, I'm sorry your job is crappy. Mine sucks soooo much...I don't know what else to do though. I wish it was easier to make money right away using creativity instead of random bullshit work that doesn't help anyone but robots.

[spermyreward]

Thank you much for your condolences. Work is indeed a horrible and awful thing. Im thinking it might just be easier to kill people and take their money from them.

Either that or get a job at a video store.

[the_nerwen]

But before you leave...you must plant a spermy reward in a drink or two.

What say you to that??

[piratekingchris]

Haha yes! Man's milk, banana juice, cream o' Tim!

[spermyreward]

True, I totally should have. But sadly, I just bitched out and quit over the phone a few hours after posting this. What a bummer, I even half wanted to actually make a scene and get thrown out. But ehhh, nothing ever works out right, right?

[peepoholic_33]

*sigh* Why the hell do we put ourselves through all this shit, just because some jackass got rid of the bartering system? I don't get it. Never have. My work sucks for several reasons that I won't go into, because it's drawn-out and boring. I plan on quitting sometime soon, I think, but not before I've bought out my share of medication to last me for years to come. I just want to run away and wrestle my heart out. Or maybe we should start making those movies we've discussed. I can't stand settling for mediocrity anymore.

Lots of love to you, Sammy dear. Call me.

~Frankie

[korphylox]

Ah yes, we in the Sasquatch kingdom have heard of this "work" you speak of, and we understand it to be a most horrible ordeal. I for one avoid it like the plague. Congratulations for quitting, you are obviously an intelligent being. Most people spend their entire lives doing this "work" without realizing that they can stop at any time!

[waited4thisday]

not very important.

[spermyreward]

Hhehehe! What's up baby! I missed you! You never respond to my responses!

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[capripede]

This should ease the pain of shooting pum out your nose:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/naamah_darling/141951.html

Capripede