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speshulduck

Choose the Right Sexuality For You!

Oct 01, 2007 21:18

I was sitting around reading the paper and contemplating doing some work when I realized that I was very with angry with the world at the moment and had been for a while. At the end of writing this I realized I should put it somewhere where it would be appropriate, like LJ! I know I haven’t been around since April when I said I was back and then ( Read more... )

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aivilo_18 October 2 2007, 01:38:15 UTC

As for women considering branching out into women as well as men, I’d consider myself a bit of an expert. You’ll get asked by horny straight guys about girl-girl-guy threesomes a lot, because you must be into doing both at the same time if you’re into both. Forget monogamy, even serially! You can spout out lofty ideals like, “I don’t want to limit my happiness on something as arbitrary as gender,” but ultimately what it comes down to is that you’re a slut.

Word.

icarus_abides October 2 2007, 01:54:32 UTC

First off, holy shit it's nice to hear that you're still alive. Sweet.

Forget monogamy, even serially! You can spout out lofty ideals like, “I don’t want to limit my happiness on something as arbitrary as gender,” but ultimately what it comes down to is that you’re a slut.

My personal favorite seems to be the idea that bisexual girls aren't "really bisexual". They're apparently just doing it to get attention. Like, they say they're all hot and bothered by boobies... but really they still like guys and just want people to pay more attention to them. Because of COURSE at the end of the day no girl can resist the penis. *eye twitch* I hate being around such a bunch of redneck, narrowminded, trailer park morons. Arrrrgh.

Here’s where I expect the usual “But homosexuality IS a choice!” It’s my turn to tell you to sit down and shut up. Did you ever sit down and weigh the sexuality “options?” As a man did you ever say, “Hmm, I think I’ll find women sexually attractive for the rest of my life."

Fuckin A. Rock on.

jennekirby October 2 2007, 03:32:03 UTC

Well, I'm just doing it to get attention, anyway. Liking men, I mean.

I need more bisexuals in my everyday life. Sigh.

mylittleredgirl October 2 2007, 02:44:20 UTC

OMG ILU LIEK WHOA.

Seriously. I'd like to anonymously send this to a whole heck of a lot of people.

And isn't gender supposed to be a choice these days, too, since it's your sexual identity related to your culture, blah blah blah semioticscakes?

entire casts of TV shows and movies can be attractive all at once for you!

LOL. That's why *I* chose bisexual woman, lemme tell you. I recall angsty journal entries at age sixteen about how I just couldn't tell whether I was hotter for Julian Bashir or Ezri Dax. (And then they Did It on my teevee, and my fate was sealed for forever h0rdom and male-fantasy-lesbian-ness. ALAS.)