I guess we haven't talked in a while...

Sep 18, 2003 02:15

Dear God ( Read more... )

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A few things.... threadingfate September 18 2003, 08:21:32 UTC
You're not the only one who defended him man. Remember, I was right along side of you up to the bitter end.

Eggrolls?

I'm sorry to hear about your apartment situation - you'll be there soon though, just remember that.

And please Jim, please remember free will.

Last but not least, I hear you brother.

Love,
The B-iz-oxcar

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A little clarification spider_manjd September 18 2003, 20:55:17 UTC
OK, so the last time I told god to fuck himself, I was in a particularly foul mood in the freeman cafe, and the only plus side to the day was that the were serving eggrolls for dinner. As I finished my rant I said "Fuck you god" which I followed with, "and now I get more eggrolls", only to find out seconds later that all the eggrolls were now gone, so god took my eggrolls. I found it amusinging in a sadistic kind of way. That being the last time since I directly cursed out god, until recinetly. I just though I'd bring things full circle.

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Re: A little clarification gogglebob September 19 2003, 09:29:33 UTC
Exodus 14:3-8

And The Lord spake, saying "Those who blaspheme against Me shall have their beloved food stuffs taken from them, whether they be mana or egg rolls. Should a foolish sinner try this deed again, I shall come up with a more deliberate punishment, like, I don't know, smiting thou's condoms while in use. Take that sinners! I'm gonna go burn to death some homosexuals, because I can. I'm God." And Moses frowned and tried to figure out what had just happened, and he sacrificed a goat.

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