A little clarificationspider_manjdSeptember 18 2003, 20:55:17 UTC
OK, so the last time I told god to fuck himself, I was in a particularly foul mood in the freeman cafe, and the only plus side to the day was that the were serving eggrolls for dinner. As I finished my rant I said "Fuck you god" which I followed with, "and now I get more eggrolls", only to find out seconds later that all the eggrolls were now gone, so god took my eggrolls. I found it amusinging in a sadistic kind of way. That being the last time since I directly cursed out god, until recinetly. I just though I'd bring things full circle.
Re: A little clarificationgogglebobSeptember 19 2003, 09:29:33 UTC
Exodus 14:3-8
And The Lord spake, saying "Those who blaspheme against Me shall have their beloved food stuffs taken from them, whether they be mana or egg rolls. Should a foolish sinner try this deed again, I shall come up with a more deliberate punishment, like, I don't know, smiting thou's condoms while in use. Take that sinners! I'm gonna go burn to death some homosexuals, because I can. I'm God." And Moses frowned and tried to figure out what had just happened, and he sacrificed a goat.
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Eggrolls?
I'm sorry to hear about your apartment situation - you'll be there soon though, just remember that.
And please Jim, please remember free will.
Last but not least, I hear you brother.
Love,
The B-iz-oxcar
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And The Lord spake, saying "Those who blaspheme against Me shall have their beloved food stuffs taken from them, whether they be mana or egg rolls. Should a foolish sinner try this deed again, I shall come up with a more deliberate punishment, like, I don't know, smiting thou's condoms while in use. Take that sinners! I'm gonna go burn to death some homosexuals, because I can. I'm God." And Moses frowned and tried to figure out what had just happened, and he sacrificed a goat.
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