1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
I do I do.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
I'd spoon my old house, fucking people who bought it.
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade?
Honestly? I was digging holes and trying to make an underground fort. I was a very advanced evil second-grader.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
It's easy.
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
What Kathleen said. I enjoyed that response. It kicked ass.
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
Hells no.
7. Did you vote for Bush?
Couldn't vote.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
Opposite of Sam, Cali.
9. Have you dry humped any of your LiveJournal friends?
Well, I have to be truthful. Yes.
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
Guys actually.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
Yes. I set it all up myself and there were many, many pieces left over.
12. Last book you read?
Team of Rivals by Doris Kearns Goodwin. It's about Lincoln and shit, amazing book really. Really long too.
13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Well that's a great qeustion. I mean, there's so many things to take into account...
14. Where have you lived most of your life?
Mansfield, MA.
15. What was the last online convo you had about?
Cindy.
16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
Away.
17. What's your favorite scent?
Cindy's hair smells wicked nice sometimes.
18. What is your favorite sound?
My wind tunnel of a room. I can't live without the white noise anymore.
19. Are you moody?
Depends on how my running is going.
20. Favorite movie of all time?
Boondock Saints.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmates?
No, I haven't.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Physical and Mental!
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
Nope.
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
No.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Hmm I wonder...
26. Have you ever gone camping?
Hell yeah
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
He's four...wtf?
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
Naw, never.
29. Have you ever gone streaking?
Do you count jumping in the pond, in just your boxers, in January, twice in one night, then running to the nearest dorm to dry off and get warm before you die from hypothermia, going streaking?
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
Yes, boo stalkers.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Blah.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yeah. Because of my mom. If you want the story(because we all know how unfunny she is) then just ask.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only who would go to the party and stay sober?
Hell yes. I'm always sober dan.
34. Have you ever been in love?
No past tense, I am in Love.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
No.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Yes.
37. Have you ever been out of the country?
Many times.
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
Yes. But only once. It was because I was actually sick, and working out just made it worse.
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
What would you say if I told you I was right now?
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in the same day?
No. I don't like that stuff.
41. Last song you listened to?
Acoustic Everlong, by the Foo Fighters.
42. Have you ever spied on someone?
Hell yes. I'm crazy like that.
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworker?
God no.
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Hahahaha no.
45. Who was the last person who called you?
Cindy
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours?
When I was going crazy and not sleeping. It's complicated. If you need an explanation, ask.
47. Have you ever been arrested?
No.
48. Most embarassing CD you own?
None, actually.
49. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yeah, I can say that I have.
50. Have you ever drank eggnog?
Haha yes. Such a random fucking question.
Okay, so I was studying German and got bored. It's going to be okay!