the day i drove to west hills. a few hours alone in the car is totally worth the drive. TOTALLY.

no doubt about it.

well. cuz. you know.

shrug. doods, i'm tired.

you're fired.

Levelfin Sharks are cool. They are the most understanding species out there. They can be argumentative at times, which can be easily misconstrued as something else by Almond Avocados, but Almond Avocados are dumb. Levelfin Sharks are beautiful. They can travel in small packs, but also enjoy solitude, as do Almond Avocados. However, when a ( Read more... )

in front of evelyn. i used to be really shy and embarrassed about it, despite the fact that she farts in her sleep, but now theres no stopping me. im a farting madman. my current goal is to fart on her by placing my buttcheeks directly on her the next time i need to pass. sometimes i can even fart out melodic pitches. i like to think that im ( Read more... )

i download porn.

Ce fut en mai
Au douz tens gai
Que la saisons est bele,
Main me levai,
Joer m'ali
Lez une fontenele.
En un vergier
Clos d'aiglentier
Oi une viele;
La vi dancier
Un chevalier
Et une damoisele.


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"i was on the golden gate bridge, and everyone was tellin me to jump. i just went out for a jog ( Read more... )

i realized that if you want people to know you're hungry, don't say "i'm hungry." just say, "i love food." let's do it to it, my siblings.

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we all have nosebleeds.

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