".a fly flew into my kitchen the other day, and that's when i realized that a spatula is much like a fly swatter... and a fly is much like a blueberry... and a roommate is much like a fly eater ( Read more... )

UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, RIVERSIDE ( Read more... )

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i thought of an invention. it's a one handed etch a sketch, and it's used for places when one hand is occupied, and the other is free to do whatever he/she wishes. the idea came to me when i was filling this 30 oz cup with water from the refridgerator. it was a pretty large cup, and i felt stupid just standing there. i felt like i was waiting ( Read more... )

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here i am. drinkin a coke. watchin futurama, an episode i had already seen earlier today. school is hard. no me gusta la escuela. es muy dificil.

my dick is dificil.

i don't even know what i'm sayin anymore. i need some sleep or somethin. who cares.

bye. bye foreva. neva see you again. eva in life. eva eva. bye. foreva.

see you.

i dream of bein a hero in a half shell.