Someone had to say it

[spiderpirate]

Don't you think the vampires-are-people-too thing has gone a little too far? I mean, the whole point of a vampire is that they survive by sucking your blood. I don't care if his skin glows and twinkles and he smells like kittens and fabric softener, he's still just a glorified syringe. Remember the last time you had blood drawn? Yeah, me too, and

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[iris_s]

But they're *romantic* syringes.

With the right amount of woo, anything seems cool.