Yes, this is a Mary Sue... parody sorta thing...
Borrowing the brain of a 12 year old fangirlish fan-fiction writer, we cough I cough came up with the following piece of sporkableness...
Yes, I was bored when I wrote this... I purposfully made it as painful to read as I could...
She blinked and shoved a length of her pale purple hair from her dark green speckled with silver eyes. Gazing at herself in full-length bedroom mirror, she wrinkled her nose at her appearance. The green highlights streaking her waist-length hair were fading. She made a mental note to buy more dye on her next trip into town.
“Hmm,” She said, her voice like a million songbirds singing at once, “I don’t think pink shorts really go with a plaid half-top...”
Rushing to her closet she pulls open the door, intending to find something else to wear. A sudden gust of wind nearly blows her off her five-foot-three-ahundred-and-twenty-pound self and she grasped the doorframe. A scream escaped her throat as she was sucked into the closet, flailing her arms and legs and she braced herself for the impact of her head meeting the back closet wall.
~Thud!~
“Huh?! What was that?”
“What are you talking about, are we going to spar or not, Kakkarot?” Came the annoyed reply.
“I heard you go ‘Thud!’...” Gokou cocked his head at his ex-rival curiously.
“What the hell are you talking about, you idiot...?”
“Hmm, I guess it was my imgination...”
“You don’t have an imgination....”
“Sure I do! I imagine lots of things...”
“...with gravy...”
Shaking her head, the girl lifted herself shakily to her feet and gazed upwards where she could see two dots against the azure of the, she glanced at the sun, afternoon sky. “Where am I?!” She cried, dusting herself off. A single tear seeped from her eye and she swiped it away angerily. “I have to find someone to tell me...” She stopped in mid-talking-to-herself as the two dots in the sky came closer and she realized who they were.
She squealed and jumped up and down, clapping her hands. She couldn’t believe it! She was in her favorite anime of ALL TIME!!!!oneoneone1111
“Kawaii! Baka! Aishiteru!” She screamed, using the only fan-girl japanese she knew, launching herself towards two blinking saiyajins. She leaped into Gokou’s arms and clung to him like a leech, wrapping her arms and legs around his neck and waist, still squealing in a high-pitched tone. Vegeta covered his ears and winced, “What the hell is that, Kakkarot?!”
“I...I don’t know...” Gokou sounded alarmed and tried to remove the girl from his person, gently so as not to hurt her, with little luck, “But...she’s hurting my ears...”
“Mine too...” Vegeta yelled, over the girl’s shrieking, and grabbed her by the back of the collar, yanking her off his companion. After a second he let go and watched as she plopped to the ground. “Who are you?”
“Oh, mygodIcan’tbelieveI’mactuallyheretalkingtoyouIloveyousoooomuchohgodohgodohgodohgod...!” She cried, the words coming out of her all in one huge gasp of breath. Vegeta had had enough. He slapped her. Hard. Across the face. “Who the hell are you?”
“My name is Ashlieghia Aislinn Marissia Smith!” She said, proudly, as she always thought her name sounded a bit regal. Vegeta snorted.
“Well, I’m going home now!” Gokou said, and waved, about to fly away, “Chi Chi’s cooking my favorite tonight...!”
“Everything’s your favorite...Hey!” Vegeta yelled as the girl had now attached herself to his leg and was...eeeww...humping it like a cocker spanial in heat, “Take this with you, Kakkarot!” He said, gesturing towards the girl, who was now licking his shin through his spandex-y uniform.
Gokou gave Vegeta and Ashlieghia a weird look, sighed and pryed her off Vegeta’s leg, “Come on. I guess you’re coming with me...”
“Yay!!” She cried, and Gokou braced himself as she immediatly clung to him tightly, “I get to meet Chi Chi!! Hey! Where’s Piccolo?”
If he’s smart, far away... Vegeta thought as he turned to leave.
~*~*~*~
“What is this, Gokou?!” Chi Chi screamed, holding a pan over her head... (Pan: “Hi, Grandpa!” Author: “No, no... I mean a frying pan“ Pan: “Ooh...” ~pouts~)
“She just followed me home, Chi Chi!” Gokou tried, “Well, actually that’s not true... but I think we have to keep her...”
“No way!” Chi Chi shrieked, “I already have to take of Gohan’s pet dragon! No more pets!”
“I’m not a pet!” Aishleighia shouted, glaring at Chi Chi, her hands on her hips, “And stop yelling at my Gokou-woku!!”
“Gokou-Woku...?” Chi Chi mouthed at her husband, who just shrugged and wanted to be as far away from these two as possible... “Uh... When’s dinner, Chich?”
I couldn't write anymore as the pain was becoming too much...so I gave the suethor back her brain and went to seek therapy at a reasonable price
~Ami
Yes, I was bored when I wrote this... I purposfully made it as painful to read as I could...
She blinked and shoved a length of her pale purple hair from her dark green speckled with silver eyes. Gazing at herself in full-length bedroom mirror, she wrinkled her nose at her appearance. The green highlights streaking her waist-length hair were fading. She made a mental note to buy more dye on her next trip into town.
“Hmm,” She said, her voice like a million songbirds singing at once, “I don’t think pink shorts really go with a plaid half-top...”
Rushing to her closet she pulls open the door, intending to find something else to wear. A sudden gust of wind nearly blows her off her five-foot-three-ahundred-and-twenty-pound self and she grasped the doorframe. A scream escaped her throat as she was sucked into the closet, flailing her arms and legs and she braced herself for the impact of her head meeting the back closet wall.
~Thud!~
“Huh?! What was that?”
“What are you talking about, are we going to spar or not, Kakkarot?” Came the annoyed reply.
“I heard you go ‘Thud!’...” Gokou cocked his head at his ex-rival curiously.
“What the hell are you talking about, you idiot...?”
“Hmm, I guess it was my imgination...”
“You don’t have an imgination....”
“Sure I do! I imagine lots of things...”
“...with gravy...”
Shaking her head, the girl lifted herself shakily to her feet and gazed upwards where she could see two dots against the azure of the, she glanced at the sun, afternoon sky. “Where am I?!” She cried, dusting herself off. A single tear seeped from her eye and she swiped it away angerily. “I have to find someone to tell me...” She stopped in mid-talking-to-herself as the two dots in the sky came closer and she realized who they were.
She squealed and jumped up and down, clapping her hands. She couldn’t believe it! She was in her favorite anime of ALL TIME!!!!oneoneone1111
“Kawaii! Baka! Aishiteru!” She screamed, using the only fan-girl japanese she knew, launching herself towards two blinking saiyajins. She leaped into Gokou’s arms and clung to him like a leech, wrapping her arms and legs around his neck and waist, still squealing in a high-pitched tone. Vegeta covered his ears and winced, “What the hell is that, Kakkarot?!”
“I...I don’t know...” Gokou sounded alarmed and tried to remove the girl from his person, gently so as not to hurt her, with little luck, “But...she’s hurting my ears...”
“Mine too...” Vegeta yelled, over the girl’s shrieking, and grabbed her by the back of the collar, yanking her off his companion. After a second he let go and watched as she plopped to the ground. “Who are you?”
“Oh, mygodIcan’tbelieveI’mactuallyheretalkingtoyouIloveyousoooomuchohgodohgodohgodohgod...!” She cried, the words coming out of her all in one huge gasp of breath. Vegeta had had enough. He slapped her. Hard. Across the face. “Who the hell are you?”
“My name is Ashlieghia Aislinn Marissia Smith!” She said, proudly, as she always thought her name sounded a bit regal. Vegeta snorted.
“Well, I’m going home now!” Gokou said, and waved, about to fly away, “Chi Chi’s cooking my favorite tonight...!”
“Everything’s your favorite...Hey!” Vegeta yelled as the girl had now attached herself to his leg and was...eeeww...humping it like a cocker spanial in heat, “Take this with you, Kakkarot!” He said, gesturing towards the girl, who was now licking his shin through his spandex-y uniform.
Gokou gave Vegeta and Ashlieghia a weird look, sighed and pryed her off Vegeta’s leg, “Come on. I guess you’re coming with me...”
“Yay!!” She cried, and Gokou braced himself as she immediatly clung to him tightly, “I get to meet Chi Chi!! Hey! Where’s Piccolo?”
If he’s smart, far away... Vegeta thought as he turned to leave.
~*~*~*~
“What is this, Gokou?!” Chi Chi screamed, holding a pan over her head... (Pan: “Hi, Grandpa!” Author: “No, no... I mean a frying pan“ Pan: “Ooh...” ~pouts~)
“She just followed me home, Chi Chi!” Gokou tried, “Well, actually that’s not true... but I think we have to keep her...”
“No way!” Chi Chi shrieked, “I already have to take of Gohan’s pet dragon! No more pets!”
“I’m not a pet!” Aishleighia shouted, glaring at Chi Chi, her hands on her hips, “And stop yelling at my Gokou-woku!!”
“Gokou-Woku...?” Chi Chi mouthed at her husband, who just shrugged and wanted to be as far away from these two as possible... “Uh... When’s dinner, Chich?”
I couldn't write anymore as the pain was becoming too much...so I gave the suethor back her brain and went to seek therapy at a reasonable price
~Ami