Quizes are fun so I'm gonna waste some time on them.

The rest are behind the cut...

~sniffles~ How could you, Stephanie!? I wondered what was in those cranberry vodka drinks! ~wails~ ^_~

( LJ Memes For The Easily Amused... )

~Ami

Belonging to velvetandlace .


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I'm getting a bit tired of all the rating communities out there... I mean, sure, I've joined a few, out of mild curiosity to see if I could get accepted, but my god, now I am seeing rating communities for every little thing! I swear I'm halfway tempted to created a few myself....

Join "Rate_My_Big_Toe!" first five applicants are auto-accepted ( Read more... )

"Cupid works the devil, be suspicious if he cries, you know sex is usually good, yeah, but it ain't always right, chocolate is a bandaid no matter what they say, shoes don't stretch and men don't change"

~Amy Dalley "Men Don't Change"

I love this song!

~Ami

I love this song...

I Always Liked That Best
by Cyndi Thomson

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I took some artistic liberties, as you may notice.

Link is not work safe!

( Groping Towards Ecstasy? )

Behind the cut is a collage I created depicting the agony of menstration... or at least, that was my aim. If this offends you, bite my ass! Cramps are a bitch... >_


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haven't been there in ages...

Not Without My Handbag! Check out the "Bad Baby Names" portion of the site. Make sure you're not drinking anything when you start to read or you're liable to choke and spit liquid all over your computer.

~Ami

I had to do an i.q type test along with a psyche test yesterday morning and one of the tests was a spelling test. I realized that I wrote "their" when I should have written "They're". The sentence was; "They're going to the park for the day ( Read more... )