Bloody Books, Bloody Malfoy, Bloody...
[ooc: spoilers in the comments, too!]
Children.
I have children. That are almost as old as me. I knew the intarweb was full of weird things, but this is ridiculous! Harry and Neville are older than me. GINNY is older than me and getting married to a cartoon character named Lightbulb. (I'm only messing about, relax, I know his real name!)
And I HAVE CHILDREN.
But Rose is cool. It's scary that she's my future self's child, but my future self obviously taught her well.
And my nephew Albus Severus is cool for a Slytherin. Nah, he's just cool. I enjoyed talking to them, even if it was mind-boggling.
What time I've not spent on the intarweb chatting with my future offspring has been spent attacking the pile of books Sirius has instructed me to read in order to become an Animagus. I'm barely 1/8 of the way through the stack and already I think my brain is going to EXPLODE from all this information. Where's Hermione when you need her?
Malfoy is being his usual dramatic git self - I don't even know why I am bothering mentioning him.
I should get out and do something that doesn't involve a compewtyr or reading.
Children.
I have children. That are almost as old as me. I knew the intarweb was full of weird things, but this is ridiculous! Harry and Neville are older than me. GINNY is older than me and getting married to a cartoon character named Lightbulb. (I'm only messing about, relax, I know his real name!)
And I HAVE CHILDREN.
But Rose is cool. It's scary that she's my future self's child, but my future self obviously taught her well.
And my nephew Albus Severus is cool for a Slytherin. Nah, he's just cool. I enjoyed talking to them, even if it was mind-boggling.
What time I've not spent on the intarweb chatting with my future offspring has been spent attacking the pile of books Sirius has instructed me to read in order to become an Animagus. I'm barely 1/8 of the way through the stack and already I think my brain is going to EXPLODE from all this information. Where's Hermione when you need her?
Malfoy is being his usual dramatic git self - I don't even know why I am bothering mentioning him.
I should get out and do something that doesn't involve a compewtyr or reading.