For those of you who are new to my legacy, I know the numbering varies from person to person, so this is my SECOND update. If you are looking for the first post go:
HERE OOokay, so LAST TIME I introduced Vivien, she married Connor the unflirty, and we left off with the first born of the legacy, Cordelia being born.
Vivien is proving just how excellent of a mom she plans to be. Get home from the hospital....put down child.
And what, you might ask, was Connor doing after he finished cleaning the soap scum from the shower? With his wife at the hospital? Feeling extreme remorse over missing the birth of his first born? Nah.. just gardening like usual.
But he majorly surprised me because as soon as Vivien put her down he was very interested.
My first IF ever! This should be exciting. (please dont shun me for taking so long to jump on the generations train)
And because I am generally a no nonsense person, Vivien is pregnant with baby #2!
Connor is still loving on Cordelia hardcore.
Not much else happened in between so then Vivien popped.
Vivien finds babies extremely uncomfortable to be around.
And shows it in one of her awkward faces.
So, she decided maybe she should re-read that pregnancy book she read while pregnant with Cordelia.
Connor got a goal to give 5 nice harvestables to his brother. So he gardened like he always does.
But when he got there he had completely lost his train of thought.
But that's okay because apparently Jared forgot to mention that he also just had a baby girl, too.
Jared only paid 100-something for all Connor's hard work. Jared must be thinking that Connor is a sucky gardener and Connor is probably thinking that he is way too good to get paid such crappy compensation.
Connor stayed and visited the newly expanded fam for a while.
This is Connor's neice, Cody. Yes, HER name is Cody.
Connor told Jamie all about how her hair was like rays of sun. Not like he's flirting with his sister-in-law or anything.
Aaand then ...Jared called.
Connor: Dude, I'm at YOUR HOUSE!!!
Jared must have ran out to buy a painting because I got a notification saying Jared had given Connor and Vivien a painting for them getting married. Better late than never. The house got painted.
Wall paint is so boring when reading about the exciting pains of childbirth.
They must not have a section in that book about maternity wear because she changed into this awkward lingerie and jeans duo.
Somehow Connor got conned into babysitting or something because Jamie and Jared left him for work and so he just kind of hung out and played video games.
Connor: My neice has superpowers, she's invisible.
And so she was O_O
Connor: This is so awesome.
It got late so he just decided to stay the night.
Jared didnt really care that he provided free babysitting services, he made Connor leave.
So he went home and yelled at his own daughter for being so mundane.
Vivien escaped to her happy place and thought of cookies.
The following few images are what I like to call Vivien hates using the toilet:
She HATES the toilet.
HATES IT.
She'd rather smash her head through the shower wall.
Some might say she even fears it.
To her, toilets have always seemed kind of shady.
She makes her first attempt at acceptance, she move in front of it.
Next, she gives it her most intimidating glare.
...then she peed.
So exhausting/traumatizing.
and that concludes: Vivien using the bathroom, for today.
Just in time too, because baby number two is on it's way. BTW, hey look. Connor is going to make it this time!
Oooor not, because at that EXACT moment, Cordelia also chose to grow up.
So they changed plans and decided to stay behind. (Notice they both cant focus on their daughter's birthday or the birth of kid number two because they are so infatuated with gardening)
Needless to say, with all this excitement, she did not make it to the hospital.
Allow me to introduce you to Wade, he rolled Perceptive and Grumpy.
Wade means cross the water.
A little more money, a little more remodeling.
With that little money, they bought a mirror and I was able to realize how cute Cordelia is.
Growing up and getting a makeover mean nothing to Connor, he is still disappointed with his daughter's lack of super powers.
His absent-mindedness must have gotten the best of him because an hour later he was okay with her again.
Playing attack with the claw and all.
Fluffs, Cordelia's IF popped up outside randomly. WTF
Connor was starving to death, oh gosh.
In other news, Vivien still finds her children really awkward and prefers not to deal with them.
Cordelia finally found Fluffs outside and was so happy to have him back.
But then Vivien randomly picked up Cordelia and was all like.....NO!
Fluffs decided it was kind of dark outside so he popped back inside and creeped on Connor writing his story.
It didn't take long before Cordelia found him and devoted all her attention to him again.
She is just too precious!!!
Wade's IF, Pal thinks so too.
CREEPIN'
OH NOEZ, first legacy house fire. Vivien's feeling rather unaffected.
Cordelia: AHHH! Save me Fluffs! Save me!!!!
Cordelia: Eff this, I'm not burning.
Say....does this remind anyone of:
Whatever, you TOTALLY thought of it too! Don't even.
This is the first time I have ever had a fire that required 2 firemen. Vivien really made a good one.
For those of you who were curious (i.e. none of you), Fluffs survived.
Right after the fire Wade aged up to an average looking tot.
Yeah...that pretty much sums up that face.
I forgot to get a cap of it but Viv rolled the want to have another child with Connor so I was kinda like, what the heck.
Wade has been stealing Cordelia's precious Fluffs lately.
Before I knew it, Viv popped. This time into muuuuch better maternity attire.
Connor is wasting no time teaching his kids the importance of books and persuading them to be authors like him so this legacy will always be dirt poor.
Cordelia found more pressing matters at hand when she realized Wade was stealing her Fluffs. One can only wonder where Pal is at a time like this?
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I forced Wade to go play with Pal and he immediately was bored and sleepy.
The next day, I couldn't help but try out a stroller and Vivien was getting a little stir crazy.
The cute, it kills me!
As soon as their little stroll was over Vivien went into labor with number three!
This is Zared who so happened to roll Athletic and Excitable.
Zared's meaning is brook (like a babbling brook)
I had to show this because this was the babysitter that babysat while Connor and Vivien were at the hospital. Her name is Irma, I always thought babysitters were only teenagers?
So, after Zared was born, Connor got a call from Jared (LUL Jared-Zared) and was invited over so he went. I'm pretty sure these two are in some kind of brotherly competition over who can have the most babies because lo and behold, this is Bobby, Jared and Jamie's son.
Also, in case you were curious to see how Cody might grow up, she's kind of demonic looking.
Back at the house, Cordelia was growing up!
WOMP WOMP WOMP.
We shall end this update with Fluffs, also growing up.
I do apologize if it was longer than might have been liked but for some reason I just kept taking pictures and couldn't find a good place to break it up into two updates. LOL