The Lake Legacy 1.3
LAST TIME: Vivien went back to work after oodles of maternity leave, Cordelia got yelled at a whole lot. Zared, Connor, Cordelia, and VIvien all celebrated birthdays.
We start today's update with Cordelia conducting her weekly meeting of crazy with her only friend, Fluffs.
Aaaand, Connor throwing up! (No he isn't Mpreg, sorry guys.)
After he was released from his meeting, Fluffs began walking like only an IF does.
CORDELIA ANGRY!
....because she hates her brother.
Aaand so does Vivien..because...well she tends to dislike all of her children.
This situation is so awkward.
Cordelia: Mom, what do we do?
Vivien: I'm not really sure. Where's your dad? He knows this stuff.
VAMPIRE ROMANCE NOVELS!!!!!
Seeing her son passed out on the floor reminded her how tired she was.
Seeing her brother passed out reminded Cordelia how much she didn't care!
So Cordelia went into her room and was angry because she couldn't sleep in her bed because....well who knows!
Dreaming of having big muscles to crush humanity with.
......Dreaming about becoming a masked villian.
In case you were wondering, no one ever put the poor kid to bed.
The next day I got this notification. Cody must be like the only other kid in the entire school.
True to the pattern. Cordelia comes home, Vivien yells. CORDELIA HATES ALL!
Wade must have gotten distracted or something because Cody came over alone O_O
FINALLY!!! Someone paid attention to little fella.
Cody: Nevermind me, just eating a cookie.
When Wade did eventually come home he rolled this want. Where was that kid at!!
After homework and a cookie, Cody did the same thing that EVERYONE does when they come in the house. Play with Fluffs. Poor Pal, he gets no attention whatsoever.
I was in such shock to see Wade actually paying attention to Zared! You go Wade!
Buuut NOT in those shoes, those shoes shouldn't be "going" anywhere.
YOU DEVIL CHILD IN GIRLS SHOES!
Poor Zared. I feel so bad for the poor thing.
For some reason Connor STILL thinks his family has super powers. SMH!
DERP
Oh. Okay, he just decided to pass out. #2 of this update!
The next morning Connor apologized for being so rough to Cordelia all the time.
She felt so relieved by it she couldn't help but smile.
Seriously, she cheesed like the sun was shining out her ass all day.
It was short-lived. Vivien ruined the happy as soon as she was home from school.
Cordelia: THINKING OF PEACEFUL PONDS!!!!
Tiiiiiiimbeerrrrrr!!!
Another one bites the dust, #3!
After time-outs and passing out was over it was Wade's birthday!
What a loser, he blinked.
Then, seeing as how all Lake family members grow in clusters, it was time for Zared to grow up.
I feel like he and Wade are kind of clone-ish.
As his first order of business as a child he took over his sister's throne ruling the (poor) family throne.
Only after a few hours of being a teen it was time for prom. Sorry I don't have pretty pictures or any dates for either of them but my game was acting a little bonkers around this time and I kinda got a little fed up =/
However, here's the rundown on what happened:
Cordelia became Prom Queen (WTF?!)
Wade became Prom King (WTF!??!?! Are there no other kids in this school?)
Cordelia wanted to set a booby trap but too many chaperones were around.
Wade had a mishap and fell flat on his face.
Wade became romantically involved with Irma Ashton (THE SAME IRMA WHO BABYSAT HIM AS A TODDLER! CREEEEEPY!)
Wade and Irma were the dynamic duo of the dance
Cordelia got in a fight with a classmate and embarassed herself (Naturally, she IS crazy, after all)
Cordelia became romantically involved with Germaine Keaton.
Cordelia and Germaine were (also) the dynamic duo of the dance.
Who wants to guess which teen got caught being out past curfew?
If you were the 99.9% who guessed Cordelia. DING DING DING! We have a winner!
MOAR YELLING!!!
Prom was too much for him #4!!!!
The next fad in the Lake Legacy besides yelling/hating Cordelia and passing out is telling Ghost stories. Especially Zared...dressed in his formal wear, apparently he was unaware that prom was for teens only.
And this fascinated fella who is more terrified of Cordelia than Zared's ghost stories is the repairman who is SUPPOSED to be fixing the broken shower so the family can stop stinking.
Scared of meeeee?
Done telling ghost stories? Rule the brood!
Connor is too immersed in his writing to play along :( Poor Zared.
Uhhh..... Ghost stories are not as effective during the day Vivien. UR DOIN IT WRONG!
Oh no!! Does anyone else feel like we have a potential Vivien clone? Why the toilet hate??
Once again I missed a crucial moment and for some reason Fluffs got pissed at Cordelia and they got in a fight...and now Fluffs hates her.
Like forreal, he is like finished with her :|
Oh, and Connor then yelled at Cordelia for fighting.....while technically to him she was just fighting with herself. Really?? I feel like people in this family are running out of reasons to hate her.
Cordelia invited Germaine over and their idea of a date consisted of listening to Zared's little ghost stories while dressed as King of the free world.
OH COME ON VIV!!! 2 Fires in the first generation alone.
At least she tried to put it out....
Unlike Connor who just frantically screamed and jumped around.
Forrealz.
Somehow through all this chaos, the craziest of them all managed to save the house.
SRS FACE.
Connor:*so scared*
Zared: Hmm..I'm really hungry!
I still cant believe of all the people in this family it was Cordelia who was their saving grace.
What does Connor do after his house catches on fire? WHY WRITE OF COURSE! What else?
But he can always take a break to yell at Cordelia about irrelevant things.
Cordelia: Hey, you should be nice to me. I saved your life.
Wade: Oh God! She really did!
He figured he should get away from her before she got any ideas for paying her back.
Cordelia apologized, mostly because I felt the family was too strange without him.
For those of you who like Cody, she aged up again.
Everyone please take note of a new kitchen table!
Oh, and Wade and Vivien proving even more than ever how they are like twins. (Yeah I know Viv looks really different in work attire)
Did I mention that ever since Fluffs came back to life he's been booby trapping everything in the house?
Wade does NOT tolerate Pink hair. Evil villains can NOT have pink hair.
Vivien and Connor won a free vacation so of course I had them take it!
CODY! :O :O :O You are supposed to be the sweet and innocent cousin!!
The first guest was Irma, Wade's girlfriend. But before she was allowed inside I just HAD to fix this look she has.
I feel pretty proud of my handiwork. (Even if she still is a major creeper for hitting on the kid she babysat)
Zared is such an old man. He did not at all approve of this party.
Zared: This is all your fault.
But that did not stop him from telling his best ghost story to the group. (Of which only Irma listened)
Cordelia spent the whole time dancing alone. Not even Fluffs would join her.
The cousins: Cody and Bobby were loners and only hung out with each other.
At least these two were cute. (Notice Cordelia creeping in the background.)
Zared does NOT approve of these shenanigans! Not at all!
Weirdo cousins passed out somewhere way out on the back of the massive lot.
Irma passed out right out front.
She was awoken by the stereo blaring by her ear so she decided to read. So weird.
Then Bobby and Cody woke up and this *awesome* teen party turned into a nerdy study party or smthn. idek.
I know, Wade. I know. =/
And finally, Zared reached teendom.
A refresher on his traits are Athletic, Heavy Sleeper, Excitable...and oneicantremember
And with that I conclude this update!!