"Newton's third law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. As a follower of the Closed Fist, I have a similar theory which states: for every action, there is an equal and opposite ass-kicking."

aahahaha

it's a guy thing.

I was just thinking about what Dennis said to me before about not placing our hopes in people, not even the redeemed. It's true, because people will ultimately disappoint. That is our fragility, our frailty, our kryptonite. The glaring weakness of we born of the flesh. It takes very little to bring it all down. All it takes is a harsh word, a ( Read more... )

I am going to run tomorrow. I really am ( Read more... )

Wackiness: 54/100 ( Read more... )

I just realised my Xbox can play dvds, w00t. And now since it's been shifted into my room, along with the tv, yee-ha! My bro just got Burnout, Halo 2, Winning Eleven and Prince of Persia, excellent ( Read more... )

It's 5.51am now and I'm feeling almost wide awake, having just finished watching the match between Exeter City and Manchester United. I should be concussed on my bed right now but I think I'm still on a sugar high after eating that bar of Peanut Slab during the second half, which is saying something because I had only slept for two hours before ( Read more... )

I'm right now at Ben's place with some of the clowns - Jonathan Ogre, Terry the Mon's Goblin Raider, Gareth Baggins, Big-Head Roy and SM Tay. The guys are chilling out, playing daidee and imbibing generous amounts of whiskey and vodka ( Read more... )

This is something I read from Preacher - typical of Garth Ennis, who's brilliant in his characterization. The scene is like this: Captain Tom Pickett, an all-American cowboy Texas Ranger recruits Jesse Custer to help stop a horse-thief who is smuggling them to France where young horse-meat is considered a delicacy. Pickett and Custer are captured, ( Read more... )

It's always nice to know I can rely on my trusty journal here for some quiet reflection, especially after being glued to the goggle box for the past two weeks bashing buttons on the Xbox. I think it was just six years of console-deprivation (haven't owned one since my Sega Megadrive) venting itself and running its course. I completed XIII in one ( Read more... )