"And then I found out that Bob was my cousin."

-Krystal Clark

Guy with cheese in his hand: Excuse me...but is this cheese?
Me: ...Yeah, yeah that's cheese.
Guy with cheese in his hand: Thanks.

Mom, when the topic of little kids came up while talking with a small group of adults and then Lim and I:

"I can't wait to have grand kids.

...

WAIT. No, nevermind. Nevermind! I can wait. I can wait a long time! Really!"

It was funny, but most of the people were actually laughing at me instead of Mom. Or at least looking at me while laughing. :

"Being an introvert is like being stupid. Everyone's a little stupid, you just try not to be ( Read more... )

For prom, I want the dress from the lady in the background of Kakumei. ^_^ It's pretty. Actually, it's a lot like the dress I had last year ( Read more... )

Oh man! These are genius. I dunno if it's my simple teen-aged mind being especially receptive to humor on the vulgar side, but I can't help but laugh when I read these. ^_^ Genius I say ( Read more... )

Man trapped in soybeans is rescued: A grain operator was rescued after nearly drowning in soybeans.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Slap stupid people in the head.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Eat at least 2 pigeons a week.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Master my joystick.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Fill my house with ( Read more... )

Gaaaaah.... O_o ( Read more... )

Back from Florida! I bet no one knew I was gone, hmm? I'm sneaky like that I guess... :P ( Read more... )

Gwaaaaah ( Read more... )