Guess whose birfday it be?

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man ( Read more... )

When did our childhood idea of summer leave us? Summer used to mean jumping off the dock of a private pond with your best friends, drinking Country Time Lemonade, and getting molested by Uncle Tyler. Now, all summer stands for is oppressive heat, making just enough money to survive, and getting molested by Uncle Tyler. Never in the history of me ( Read more... )

205...progress

I was at Safeway earlier and I mentioned to the cashier that I'm moving to 6th and Maple...

"Do you own a gun?"
"HAHAHAHA..heh...heh...no"
"You should really get a gun"

She had the most horrified/concerned look on her face.

The only gun I have tranforms into Megatron.

220 lbs...this will not do. this will not do at all.

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Why do the manufacturers of liquid soap used in public restrooms insist on making their product look as much like semen as possible?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MC CHRIS IS COMING TO FAT TUESDAYS MAY 23RD!!!!

Psychic Headache just won a college journalism award and I haven't done a new one in a couple of months.


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