i have to be at work at 7 in the morning tomorrow for training. that's redonkulous ( Read more... )

i have a job! i think. which is pretty cool, if you ask me. because i love money. and waitressing.

school starts wednesday. that's kind of awful. so, uh, let's do something before then? that sounds great.

i have trouble calling kids from vampy, because i have terribly low self-confidence. every time i do and i'm like "hey, i miss you, let's get together sometime, it will be great!" i can hear them thinking to themselves "jesus christ, i thought i was done with her the last day of camp." and i just don't want to be that friend, if you know what i ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Lilly!

(i would make those letters huge and colorful for you, but i don't know how, and don't know what colors you like)

SIMON IS DEAD ( Read more... )

so... i probably, definitely, most likely have mono. i'm avoiding having mono, or looking sick, because this means that i'll inevitably have to get my blood drawn 100,000 times. and nothing, i mean nothing in the entire world, scares me more than having my blood drawn ( Read more... )

so, i was watching the special features on my "clarissa explains it all" dvd just now. one of the things on it is the melissa joan hart mtv cribs thing. it was the most depressing thing ever because she was old and fat and her hair was this ugly brown-orange color and she just ran around like "i love drinking gin and collecting shirley temple ( Read more... )

so, i just got done watching parts 1-5 of the "trapped in the closet" videos...

it was one of the most ... intense... monumental... life-changing experiences of my whole life.

seriously though, elaine and lilly (anyone else who wants to see these awful things):

we need to have labyrinth/sleepover/the closet videos thing soon. it's so important.

i got my permit! yay ( Read more... )

i woke up at mothereffin' 2:10 today when lilly was like "hey i'm leaving" and i was like "jesus christ ( Read more... )