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[spiffingtea]

[The Feed switches on and there stands England, behind a counter. He's wearing an apron. Oh yeah. Ignore the black eye.]

Now, Ladies and Gentleman. Upon arriving in Fortuna and coming across many different varieties of people. However, the one thing I have noticed is that there is a considerable lack in knowledge of tea -- it's simply appalling how

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[tranches]

Well that's certainly a good way of making tea~

[spiffingtea]

[He blushes.]

A-Ah, yes. Yes it is!

[tranches]

I'd like to try it some time if you don't mind. All the dam tea that's here tastes pretty nasty.

[spiffingtea]

...

Um...

[He pats his pockets, a little doubtfully.]

... If I come across any from my home, I'll be more than happy to share with you.

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[loyal_cube]

[Cube's eyes sparkle. He is so happy that there are OTHER PEOPLE HERE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT TEA]

Ah, thank you for sharing your knowledge.

You've reminded me of how much I miss opening Cafe Alpha in Discedo for all these months I've been away.

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[spiffingtea]

[He blinks.]

There was a cafe in Discedo?

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[loyal_cube]

Yes, there still is one. Miss Anemone should be running it. Our dear friend opened it during one of her many stays here. Her name is Alpha. We keep the Cafe in memory of her so she'll always have a place to come home to whenever she shows up.

Milk is a bit hard to come by here, I'm afraid, but there are cows and have been other animals in the past that produce milk, so it's not impossible.

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[spiffingtea]

That's... rather sweet.

[...]

America has some cows, which is how I got the milk in the first place. Sweeteners are a bit hard to come by, however.

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[fragrancy]

Putting them on the right course, hm? [ As Hong Kong could very well drown in tea from his perspective, this is all fairly old hat to him. ]

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[spiffingtea]

You'd be bloody amazed how many people don't even know what tea is.

[He sounds utterly appalled by this.]

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[fragrancy]

Yeah, it's hard to find here, I guess. There was coffee, but no tea. [ He means in the cafe. ]

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[spiffingtea]

[HMPH.]

Coffee is much more worse for you than Tea is. I hope you haven't been drinking too much of it.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ The camera is smeared with mud and he is somewhere, god knows where, out in the rain. Shirtless. Barefoot. Twigs and leaves are stuck in his hair. He looks as happy as can be. ...And possibly a little stoned. ]

But I like it this way! Dirt under my feet, drops of water on my skin like gifts from the sky. I feel like, at one with nature.

Life is beautiful.

Everything is beautiful.

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[spiffingtea]

.... [England doesn't even need to interrogate to know what he's doing.]

... Oh, bloody hell. What have I done.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ He just flops down in the mud giggling to himself. To be fair, he'd be doing this normally too, just not a sluggishly. ]

You should try it! Lighten up a bit.

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[spiffingtea]

Don't make me come out there and drag you back in by the ear. You're filthy.

[Then again, good job he's too stoned to notice the black eye.]

[thegreathonk]

DoEs ThIs ShIt WoRk FoR fAyGo?

[spiffingtea]

Hm, excuse me?

[thegreathonk]

LiKe,
If ThIs MoThErFuCkEr WaNtEd To Do ThAt ShIt,
BuT wItH sOmE oF mY wIcKeD mOtHeRfUcKiNg ElIxEr,
WoUlD iT sTiLl WoRk?

[spiffingtea]

W-Well, that's not technically tea, but yes. You can just flavour hot water with anything and it's technically 'tea'. Hot water tends to help sustain the flavour and effects. So I can't see why not.