I have never been so sick in my life -- it's funny how so much booze can make you feel sooooo good, and then like, an hour later, sooooo sick. I thought hangovers were supposed to be headaches and senstivity to light, not random acts of vomiting?! So, yeah, THAT was fun...vomiting is a very disgusting act -- the noises one emits are quite ( Read more... )

I have decided that in order for all to be well and good in this world, everyone I know must have a nickname....I don't care what it is...it could be Toe, for all I care, but everyone needs a nickname starting NOW...AND, the rule is that you are not allowed to give yourself a nickname...yes, you can adorn others with the gift of a nickname, but ( Read more... )

Your Love Life Is Most Like My Big Fat Greek Wedding

You're on your way to happily ever after...
Just don't let your friends of family get in the way.


What Movie Is Your Love Life Like? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.


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with the help of a friend, I have decided to modify the english language to my liking. As a result of a friendly typograhpical error, I have decided to employ the letter j in as many words as possible. It will be a silent j, and the english language will become so useless, that it will become obsolete, and we will have to invent a new global ( Read more... )

this is the new inside joke -- oh my boat...and Becca is silly....

I think I shall make poem whilst I await the arrival of the new first-year students in Newcombe house....
but not, because I'm too lazy...perhaps later, when I am feeling more creative.

The wonder and stupendousness of the song Rock the Casbah derives from reasons that are three-fold ( Read more... )

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I can't take credit for this....but this is the kind of wacky hijinks hilarity that I love....and I quote ( Read more... )

Who breaks their key in the door lock of their car? Uh, that would be ME ( Read more... )