please add laurenist to your friends list and delete spiffysatan. (or keep spiffysatan if you want to look cool :)

I will no longer be using this journal; I might delete it.

Yeah.

woke up early-ass this morning, and mr. visitor decided to come a knocking. i had cramps that would make lex cry (haw) and nothing is helping. i got a permanent bottom retainer, tho, so i don't hjave to wear my other one anymore ( Read more... )

a guy elbows up to the bar and stares at his watch and the chic next to him goes "is your lady runnin late?" and he goes, "no it's this hitech watch- and right now it tells me you're not wearin any panties" and she blushes and says "well dear sir i think it's time for you to buy a watch because i most certainly am" and he goes "hm. damn thing's an ( Read more... )

i am not having a good day.

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anyone out there like ( Read more... )

WE NEED RIDES ( Read more... )

My mom woke me up this morning and was like "What happened to your face?!" so I went and looked in teh bathroom...I had clawed at my face in my sleep....I did it at camp once, but not as bad as this. It's really scary. Yeah. I don't even remember my dreams ( Read more... )

other bands playing on side stages at the train concert:
howie day, o.a.r., ziggy marley, tonic (and of course sheryl crow).

ORI AND ROBYN, I NEED YOUR MONEY TODAY. YOUR TICKETS WILL BE SOLD. NO EXCUSES.

Meghann, you made me feel a whole lot better ( Read more... )