IT WAS A DARK AND MURRY NIGHTspiffystuffMarch 4 2011, 03:03:48 UTC
THE FLOATING MARBLE YAHT-POOL WAS FILLED WITH FRESH HORSE URINE ONLY, NONE OF THAT STALE HORSE URINE. CALIGULA LOUNGED PUBESCENTLY WITH HIS SISTER/WIFE/ROOMATE/BUTTBUDD AGGRIPINA, STROKING HER DOUBLE R NIPPLE WITH ONE OF HIS 9 PSEUDOPENES. SHE QUIVERED, SPOTTED NEON GREeN FUR EREcTING, AND OVAPOSITED SOME NUBILE OTERROO SLAVES WITH THEIR OFFSPRING. THE VOICE OF ZEUS SPOKE AND PROCLAIMED THEY WOULD BE SACRED TRUE HERMAPRHODITES. BUT WHEN THEY HATCHED IT WAS VERY DISAPPOINTING THEY WERE JUST PSEUDOHERMS AND TENTACLE BEASTS EVEN IF ONE DID GO ON AND RULE EVERYTHING PRETTY AWEsOMELY. OK BUT THEY WERE DISAPPOINTED SO CALIGULA TOLD ALL HIS SOLDIERS TO GO F*** THEMSELVES, LITERALLY, AND RECLINED ON HIS CHAISE (that was actually an inflated dragon) TO WATCH. AGGRIPINA ALSO CAUGHT SOME HORRIBLE STD WHICH WAS HER FETISH AND PReTTY HOT BUT FINALLY DIED OF IT. CALIGULA WAS SAD AND WHINED ON FA AND ASKED FOR DONATIONS. THE END
that was kinda too long but I htink I need to do a picture too
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that was kinda too long but I htink I need to do a picture too
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... this might take me a day or two :B
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No wait! I will attempt to please both of our tastes. Freddy Krueger and Godzilla.
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