Smile, sucker!

[spigotshark]

I maxed out my dental insurance today, with several appointments and expensive procedures still to go. Damn it. I'm at that point where I'm scrutinizing every item on the itinerary very carefully, trying to sort the necessary expenses from the frills-- a distinction that is often very purposefully mysticized with a marriage of used car salesmen

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[bobby_rockstar]

there's a movie called Crash coming out Friday that actually looks really interesting

so interesting I might actually pay the $9.50 to see it in the theater, which I rarely, if ever, do

[bobby_rockstar]

oh and, any kind of cosmetic dentistry is pointless, unless it's rotting out your teeth and/or gums, your mouth is perfect the way it is

[spigotshark]

Bobby D., you are the best form of cosmetic dentistry. Which is to say, you do more for my smile than Dr. K ever could.

[bobby_rockstar]

yay!

it's kind of ridiculously cute you call your dentist, Dr. K, too.

[spiceypepita]

You should really go see Millions. It is adorable and filled with Brits. And you know what they say about the British and their dental hygiene.
Also, rent The Aviator. There is nothing quite so satisfying as seeing Leonardo DiCaprio get back to his What's Eating Gilbert Grape past and acting PSYHCO.
And if you have never rented This is Spinal Tap, now is the time.