seriously , could you be anymore of a fag?

 i really dont know where we went wrong ,we used to be pretty good friends , we used to hang out.. but i guess maybe with time we simply grew apart.. actually , scratch that im pretty sure its just because your a bitch now .

dear santa...

i'd really appreciate the following, come december 25 2006..

1. Averatec AMD Turion 64 X2 TL-50 1.6GHz Media Center Laptop .
2.Sony miniDV camcorder (DCRHC26)
3.UTstarcom 6700 cell phone.
4.$500 for a prom dress
5.$10,000 for university + res.

thanks.

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more ( Read more... )

yeaa, i was shaken like i was havin a crack withdrawl.

crunked out of my mother fucking mind.

just kidding , im doing my english homework.

snap , im now old enough to go out and buy porn and watch it until jesus himself makes me blind.

bitch im going to stabn you in the face

yes mom , you've caught me , i've just had a wild night of has brownies and booze at sam gillis's house .

"what did you eat?"

"nothing"

"what did you have to drink..?"

"water"

"with what in it?"

"ice?"

"then why are your eyes glossy and why are you giggling ?"

UH, BECAUSE IM NOT A ROBOT ?

and there you have if , anything but a dead on cold stare in the ( Read more... )

the crocodile hunter is dead !