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There is a pink moped with a squeaky horn and sparkly streamers coming out of the handles at the door.

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Why is there a pink moped with a squeaky horn and sparkly streamers coming out of the handles at my door?

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[feelgoodmerc]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 8D

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No.

[feelgoodmerc]

Isn't it darling? I knew you'd enjoy the pink.

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It's..

Unmanly.

[oniichanislove]

What's wrong with a pink moped?