Come to the garden spot of the English-speaking world

Mar 30, 2005 19:58

I am a sheep because when I can think of nothing else to say, I just swipe a meme I saw in someone else's LJ and that's my creative output for the day. Without further ado (much), here's my renaissance village. (Mind you, they did not give an option to locate it in the US or Canada, so going on the theme of former colonies, I rather arbitrarily ( Read more... )

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elspethsheir March 31 2005, 06:14:22 UTC
Am I sheriff like Seth is sheriff? Because I've been practicing my cussin' thanks to Deadwood, and I'm pretty sure that I can handle it.

Also? Look how healthy your village is! Go, hovel-laden mud pit!

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spikefan April 1 2005, 00:24:15 UTC
Am I sheriff like Seth is sheriff? Because I've been practicing my cussin' thanks to Deadwood, and I'm pretty sure that I can handle it.

Hee hee! Don't forget, if you're going to be a Seth-style sheriff, not only do you get to be all cool and say "fuck" a lot, but you also have to pork the local rich widow. Everything's a trade-off. ;)

Here's your fake handlebar mustache: _/^\_

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elisi March 31 2005, 08:01:29 UTC
What a fun meme! And I'm trying to picture the_royal_anna as a tax collector, but my mind just can't do it! :)

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spikefan April 1 2005, 00:27:32 UTC
Yeah, I think she's one of those nice tax-relief-for-all tax collectors. This is why we have hovels in a mud pit instead of public housing. (Unlike elspethsheir's village, whose tax collector bit the dust.)

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Renaissance Village joyful_dayz March 31 2005, 13:48:36 UTC
You have a very healthy village - in mine in Scotland, 65% chance of dying of the plague. sigh - good thing I'm not really there :p

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Re: Renaissance Village spikefan April 1 2005, 00:29:24 UTC
Heh. You'd think things would be worse in a hovel-laden mud pit, wouldn't you? I think someone else on my flist (maybe you!) is our public health officer.

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Re: Renaissance Village joyful_dayz April 4 2005, 13:13:42 UTC
Yes! I'm moving over now. ;)

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thedeadlyhook April 1 2005, 00:06:17 UTC
I'm your own personal Lex Luthor! I loom over you with my mansion and flaunt my gold! Mwah ha hah ha!

But perhaps I use my great wealth to protect you all from the plague, perhaps? : )

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spikefan April 1 2005, 00:33:24 UTC
Hee! Now that we've built the Deadly Hook Plague Clinic ("only the highest quality leeches--ask about free delivery"), maybe you will use your filthy lucre to buy us a new town prostitute.

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thedeadlyhook April 1 2005, 00:38:26 UTC
I will organize a posse and steal a whole lot of them from a neighboring town, like in Paint Your Wagon. A house of ill repute will elevate our community from a town to a city!

And then... perhaps I will turn into Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life and charge excessive rents on all your filthy hovels. (rubs hands) Ah, greed....

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youmadeabear April 11 2005, 02:28:31 UTC
Village idiot!?

*kicks you*

;-)

Thank you for so readily sending along pictures of our other James. They were such fun to look at, and I think one of them will do the job quite nicely. He's such a handsome guy. :)

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spikefan April 14 2005, 07:23:48 UTC
Village idiot!?

*kicks you*

Ow! Ow ow ow!!! I didn't pick you for village idiot, the meme did. Things could be a lot worse--you could have been the recently-deceased town prostitute. ;)

*rubbing shin*

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