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[spikella]

There are 4 things in life you should never do: lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away... -Brianne Kelly Darragh

Comments

[gilamonstre]

Wow, I've been doing a bastardized version of that (without knowing the source) as a toast for years.

Here's the broken telephone version:

To fighting, cheating, stealing, and drinking!
When you fight, may you fight with honour
When you cheat, may you cheat death
When you steal, may you steal the heart of a beautiful woman
and when you drink, may you drink with me!!!

[spikella]

well spoken!
:)

[gilamonstre]

I can't remember who taught it to me, but I can say with certainty that gallons of alcohol have been consumed in its recitation.

[gothjen]

Both of them are great.