On the twelfth day of Christmas,
spikey_bastard sent to me...
Twelve jonny_eols drumming
Eleven velvetfurs piping
Ten the_fis a-leaping
Nine camillats dancing
Eight ikklerubys a-milking
Seven martin clunes a-swimming
Six swordarts a-laying
Five ja-a-a-ack daniels
Four video games
Three martial arts
Two samurai swords
...and a bottom in a british comedy.