that was one long damn quiz
i appreciate kati and her efforts to aid all her fellow procrastinators of the world. this took fucking half an hour, and i do salute you.
i was definitely considering not lj-cutting this just to see how many flames i could attract, but i don't think i'll be feeling this malicious tomorrow.
1. FIRST NAME: Amanda
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: nope; i just asked
3. SCHOOL: Pace Academy
4. MASCOT: Knights
5. YOUR NICKNAME(s): Aanda
6. BIRTHDAY: May 10 (take note, everyone)
7. SEX: Female
8. AGE: 17
9. GRADE: 12
10. GPA: no comment
11. HEIGHT: 5’9.25”
12. SHOE SIZE: 10
13. HAIR COLOR: red
14. EYE COLOR: blue and green and orange
15. SIBLINGS: lovely sister named cara
16. LAST CD YOU BOUGHT: it’s a secret cuz it’s a christmas present
17. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER: elf
18. LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED: pirates of the caribbean
19. FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: studio; english
20. LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: physics
21. DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MATH?: yes, when i’m not making careless errors that drive me crazy
22. [kati apparently edited for asinine content]
23. DO YOU HAVE A G/F OR B/F?: yes’m
24. WHAT'S HIS/HER NAME?: matt mcnally
25. FAVORITE ACTRESS: maggie smith
26. FAVORITE ACTOR: johnny depp
27. FAVORITE MOVIE: at the moment, pirates of the caribbean
28. FAVORITE TV SHOW: it used to be charmed, back when i had time/inclination to watch the aforementioned box
31. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST?: i don’t do aim
32. HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER?: about 7 minutes on a weekday; about 4 times as long on a weekend
33. WHAT'S YOUR FAV. PLACE TO GO ON VACATION?: the beach...come back st george, come back
34. FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE: silence of the lambs
35. GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS?: without. for obvious reasons.
36. FAV. FOOD: sandwiches.
37. WORST FEAR: being ditched again like i was last year
38. FAVORITE COLOR: green
39. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: love of any kind
40. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: knowing someone you love is hurting beyond repair
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
41. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: ha. no.
42. ABORTION: women’s business. if you argue with me, i will smash you.
43. TEENAGE SMOKING: pretty stupid, but i suppose there are worse things. in any case, i won’t kiss you.
44. EATING DISORDERS: don’t get me started.
45. RAP: about like rock: bad rep, but some excellent specimens if you know where to look
46. MARILYN MANSON: i admire his ability to fuck with people
47. BOY BANDS: i really do think they’re all actually eunuchs; why do you think britney and justin broke up?
48. DEATH: it’s upsetting. it has also created a seemingly unwarranted amount of controversy over the ages...
49. TITANIC: the word or the ship? word = cool, but spoiled by the melodrama of the ship, which = overly dramatized (hence the “melodramatic” adjective in previous clause)
50. JERRY SPRINGER: shoot me.
51. RAPE: if you ever tell me someone asked for it...
52. SUICIDE: selfish, but those who kill themselves by definition have little regard for anything, much less others
54. GOD: i don’t think he/she/it exists. i can’t prove it. i don’t want to.
WHEN YOU HEAR THIS NAME, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?
55. Kate: boswell.
56. Bill: cosby. funny guy.
57. ZACK: coleman. one of meg’s friends and one of my aquaintances in elementary school. weird small-ness of world...
58. MEGAN: meg the meg
59. KEVIN: jo’s ex-boyfriend
60. ALEX: italian kid who fails to win arguments with me...oh i’m having fun being insufferable...
61. GRETCHEN: really bad name
62. MATT: smells good
63. JUSTIN: timberlake?
64. BRAD: goats.
65. ADAM: obnoxious junior high kid.
66. HEATHER: allen
67. MIKE: owner of jmonkey
68. CHAD: caribou guy
69. BRYAN: angry brian!
70. JOSHUA: didn’t he get swallowed by a whale? no wait, that was jonah...::brushes up on christian dogma::
71. DANIEL: Young.
72. JESSICA: moore.
73. CHRISTOPHER: bruce. wow, i haven’t thought about elementary school since...that last time i mentioned it like twenty questions ago
74. CHARLOTTE: sex and the city. and horha
75. JOHNNY: the earle
76. NIKKI: meg’s and elizabeth’s friend
77. DO YOU HAVE A JOB?: nuh-uh
78. WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU GO TO OR WANT TO GO TO?: i refuse to have a top choice
79. RELIGION: see god question
80. DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL?: only if you mean their earthly incarnations
81. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ANGELS?: nope
82. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?: do you believe in me?
83. DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF?: do you believe in aliens?
84. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: at some point, i suppose. livy, is the appointed age 26? or is that the having-children-age?
85. WHAT DO YOU DO THAT MAKES YOUR FRIENDS MAD?: make waaay too many your mom jokes. it’s the fault of danny and cara.
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY STUFFED ANIMALS?: yes’m.
87. DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?: doesn’t everyone?
88. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT?: eats. jmonkey. taqueria del sol
89. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT?: jmonkey. or, analogously (is that a word?), the church parking lot.
90. PEPSI OR COKE?: coke, obviously. i live in atlanta, ass.
91. LETTERMAN OR LENO?: see question abt fav tv show
92. MTV OR VH1: whichever is playing “hey ya” at the moment when i’m in the cellar
93. Spice Girls or All Saints: i prefer suicide. actually, maybe spice girls.
94. BEVERLY HILLS 90210 OR DAWSONS CREEK: i’d like to RETAIN brain cells, please
95. ANGEL OR BUFFY: listen carefully, now: i. don’t. watch. tv.
96. DIET PEPSI OR PEPSI ONE: i. live. in. atlanta. now ask me again, bitch...
97. APPLES OR ORANGES: apples
98. CHOCOLATE OR FLOWERS: chocolate. clearly.
99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LOVE SONG?: title of the song.
100. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKUP SONG: i expect it’s by ani
101. IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?: at the beach. man, i haven’t been a looong time.
102. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT AT THIS VERY MOMENT?: matt
103. [kati apparently again edited for asinine content]
104. ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?: nope.
105. FAVORITE KINDS OF CLOTHES: my gray pants, plaid skirts w/ spiky things attached, tank tops
106. THE LAST PHONE NUMBER YOU CALLED: danny the danny, who’s apparently having a fabulous time at the placebo show
107. THE LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED: i only fall asleep in front of the tv.
HAVE YOU EVER...
108. BEEN ON A PLANE: yes
109. WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN: yes
110. CRIED IN PUBLIC: yes. unfortunately
111. LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: of course
112. FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: i think momentarily
113. FELL ASLEEP WHILE EATING: yes
114. GONE TO CHURCH: no. wait, damn...once with eliz
115. CLIMBED A TREE: yes. magnolia tree next door = awesome. and has makeup-covered squirrels.
116. WATCHED DAWSON'S CREEK: no. no. just...no.
117. GONE SKIING: no
118. GONE SNOWBOARDING: no
119. FELL ASLEEP DURING A SCARY MOVIE: no, i pretty much grip the person next to me tight enough to effectively kill them
120. GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP: yes’m
121. BEEN TO CAMP: no! i really wish i had...
122. PLAYED SOCCER: no--i swim, dammit.
123. BEEN TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME: yes’m
124. SEEN A PRO BASKETBALL GAME: not in person. i don’t feel i’m missing much...
125. [again with the kati editing]
126. SAT IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING: waffle house at like two in the morning
127. EATEN SUSHI: yes’m
128. EATEN FISH: last night, in fact
129. WANTED TO DIE: let’s not talk about that
130. MET A CELEBRITY: kristi yamaguchi when i was little
131. MET THE PRESIDENT: no...i wouldn’t trust myself
132. DRIVEN A CAR: dude, every day
133. DIDN'T WASH YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK: i think in third grade i forgot a lot
134. BROKEN SOMETHING VALUABLE: i don’t think so
135. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: not that i remember. i should get on that
136. BEEN SCARED TO GET A SHOT: actually, i can’t remember doing that either, even when i was little
138. SHOPPED AT ABERCROMBIE & FITCH: antichrist!
139. SHOPPED AT OLD NAVY: yes
140. THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE: yes
141. HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP: no
142. WATCHED MTV AT 4 IN THE MORNING: no
143. TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: good god, that’s gross. no. but i probably would...
144. MADE PRANK PHONE CALLS: but of course. oh horha, i miss the nights of farm instruments...
145. CAUGHT A FISH: no
146. SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE: my house, no. livy’s house...of course not...
147. GONE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: spain rocks so fucking hard
148. WET THE BED: not recently--have no fear
149. ROBBED SOMEONE'S HOUSE: no
150. HAD YOUR HOUSE ROBBED: yes
151. BROKEN THE LAW, WHICH ONES: yes, let me admit to this online...wait. no.
152. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: with great satisfaction.
153. BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT: minor ones
154. BEEN BEAT UP: nope
155. BEATEN SOMEONE UP: i think in fifth grade.
156. SKIPPED SCHOOL: nope
157. BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS: yes, but the peeing didn’t actually occur.
158. BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A "FRIEND": yes
159. STABBED SOMEONE IN THE BACK: not that i’m aware
160. HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: yes.
161. CRIED DURING A MOVIE: yes. lilo and stitch. shut up.
162. HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER: ohhhh i could have me some gannon anytime
163. BEEN ON STAGE: eighth grade, baby
164. CUT YOUR HAIR YOURSELF: not really. that is to say, not on purpose...
165. WON ANYTHING: awards? yes. fights? like i said, this one time in fifth grade...
see, that wasn't so bad. now go do it yourself. it's more important than whatever it is that you're doing right now. run along...
and i must scurry back to my english paper. fucking hell.
i was definitely considering not lj-cutting this just to see how many flames i could attract, but i don't think i'll be feeling this malicious tomorrow.
1. FIRST NAME: Amanda
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: nope; i just asked
3. SCHOOL: Pace Academy
4. MASCOT: Knights
5. YOUR NICKNAME(s): Aanda
6. BIRTHDAY: May 10 (take note, everyone)
7. SEX: Female
8. AGE: 17
9. GRADE: 12
10. GPA: no comment
11. HEIGHT: 5’9.25”
12. SHOE SIZE: 10
13. HAIR COLOR: red
14. EYE COLOR: blue and green and orange
15. SIBLINGS: lovely sister named cara
16. LAST CD YOU BOUGHT: it’s a secret cuz it’s a christmas present
17. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER: elf
18. LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED: pirates of the caribbean
19. FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: studio; english
20. LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: physics
21. DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MATH?: yes, when i’m not making careless errors that drive me crazy
22. [kati apparently edited for asinine content]
23. DO YOU HAVE A G/F OR B/F?: yes’m
24. WHAT'S HIS/HER NAME?: matt mcnally
25. FAVORITE ACTRESS: maggie smith
26. FAVORITE ACTOR: johnny depp
27. FAVORITE MOVIE: at the moment, pirates of the caribbean
28. FAVORITE TV SHOW: it used to be charmed, back when i had time/inclination to watch the aforementioned box
31. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST?: i don’t do aim
32. HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER?: about 7 minutes on a weekday; about 4 times as long on a weekend
33. WHAT'S YOUR FAV. PLACE TO GO ON VACATION?: the beach...come back st george, come back
34. FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE: silence of the lambs
35. GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS?: without. for obvious reasons.
36. FAV. FOOD: sandwiches.
37. WORST FEAR: being ditched again like i was last year
38. FAVORITE COLOR: green
39. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: love of any kind
40. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: knowing someone you love is hurting beyond repair
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
41. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: ha. no.
42. ABORTION: women’s business. if you argue with me, i will smash you.
43. TEENAGE SMOKING: pretty stupid, but i suppose there are worse things. in any case, i won’t kiss you.
44. EATING DISORDERS: don’t get me started.
45. RAP: about like rock: bad rep, but some excellent specimens if you know where to look
46. MARILYN MANSON: i admire his ability to fuck with people
47. BOY BANDS: i really do think they’re all actually eunuchs; why do you think britney and justin broke up?
48. DEATH: it’s upsetting. it has also created a seemingly unwarranted amount of controversy over the ages...
49. TITANIC: the word or the ship? word = cool, but spoiled by the melodrama of the ship, which = overly dramatized (hence the “melodramatic” adjective in previous clause)
50. JERRY SPRINGER: shoot me.
51. RAPE: if you ever tell me someone asked for it...
52. SUICIDE: selfish, but those who kill themselves by definition have little regard for anything, much less others
54. GOD: i don’t think he/she/it exists. i can’t prove it. i don’t want to.
WHEN YOU HEAR THIS NAME, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?
55. Kate: boswell.
56. Bill: cosby. funny guy.
57. ZACK: coleman. one of meg’s friends and one of my aquaintances in elementary school. weird small-ness of world...
58. MEGAN: meg the meg
59. KEVIN: jo’s ex-boyfriend
60. ALEX: italian kid who fails to win arguments with me...oh i’m having fun being insufferable...
61. GRETCHEN: really bad name
62. MATT: smells good
63. JUSTIN: timberlake?
64. BRAD: goats.
65. ADAM: obnoxious junior high kid.
66. HEATHER: allen
67. MIKE: owner of jmonkey
68. CHAD: caribou guy
69. BRYAN: angry brian!
70. JOSHUA: didn’t he get swallowed by a whale? no wait, that was jonah...::brushes up on christian dogma::
71. DANIEL: Young.
72. JESSICA: moore.
73. CHRISTOPHER: bruce. wow, i haven’t thought about elementary school since...that last time i mentioned it like twenty questions ago
74. CHARLOTTE: sex and the city. and horha
75. JOHNNY: the earle
76. NIKKI: meg’s and elizabeth’s friend
77. DO YOU HAVE A JOB?: nuh-uh
78. WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU GO TO OR WANT TO GO TO?: i refuse to have a top choice
79. RELIGION: see god question
80. DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL?: only if you mean their earthly incarnations
81. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ANGELS?: nope
82. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?: do you believe in me?
83. DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF?: do you believe in aliens?
84. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: at some point, i suppose. livy, is the appointed age 26? or is that the having-children-age?
85. WHAT DO YOU DO THAT MAKES YOUR FRIENDS MAD?: make waaay too many your mom jokes. it’s the fault of danny and cara.
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY STUFFED ANIMALS?: yes’m.
87. DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?: doesn’t everyone?
88. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT?: eats. jmonkey. taqueria del sol
89. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT?: jmonkey. or, analogously (is that a word?), the church parking lot.
90. PEPSI OR COKE?: coke, obviously. i live in atlanta, ass.
91. LETTERMAN OR LENO?: see question abt fav tv show
92. MTV OR VH1: whichever is playing “hey ya” at the moment when i’m in the cellar
93. Spice Girls or All Saints: i prefer suicide. actually, maybe spice girls.
94. BEVERLY HILLS 90210 OR DAWSONS CREEK: i’d like to RETAIN brain cells, please
95. ANGEL OR BUFFY: listen carefully, now: i. don’t. watch. tv.
96. DIET PEPSI OR PEPSI ONE: i. live. in. atlanta. now ask me again, bitch...
97. APPLES OR ORANGES: apples
98. CHOCOLATE OR FLOWERS: chocolate. clearly.
99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LOVE SONG?: title of the song.
100. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKUP SONG: i expect it’s by ani
101. IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?: at the beach. man, i haven’t been a looong time.
102. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT AT THIS VERY MOMENT?: matt
103. [kati apparently again edited for asinine content]
104. ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?: nope.
105. FAVORITE KINDS OF CLOTHES: my gray pants, plaid skirts w/ spiky things attached, tank tops
106. THE LAST PHONE NUMBER YOU CALLED: danny the danny, who’s apparently having a fabulous time at the placebo show
107. THE LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED: i only fall asleep in front of the tv.
HAVE YOU EVER...
108. BEEN ON A PLANE: yes
109. WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN: yes
110. CRIED IN PUBLIC: yes. unfortunately
111. LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: of course
112. FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: i think momentarily
113. FELL ASLEEP WHILE EATING: yes
114. GONE TO CHURCH: no. wait, damn...once with eliz
115. CLIMBED A TREE: yes. magnolia tree next door = awesome. and has makeup-covered squirrels.
116. WATCHED DAWSON'S CREEK: no. no. just...no.
117. GONE SKIING: no
118. GONE SNOWBOARDING: no
119. FELL ASLEEP DURING A SCARY MOVIE: no, i pretty much grip the person next to me tight enough to effectively kill them
120. GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP: yes’m
121. BEEN TO CAMP: no! i really wish i had...
122. PLAYED SOCCER: no--i swim, dammit.
123. BEEN TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME: yes’m
124. SEEN A PRO BASKETBALL GAME: not in person. i don’t feel i’m missing much...
125. [again with the kati editing]
126. SAT IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING: waffle house at like two in the morning
127. EATEN SUSHI: yes’m
128. EATEN FISH: last night, in fact
129. WANTED TO DIE: let’s not talk about that
130. MET A CELEBRITY: kristi yamaguchi when i was little
131. MET THE PRESIDENT: no...i wouldn’t trust myself
132. DRIVEN A CAR: dude, every day
133. DIDN'T WASH YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK: i think in third grade i forgot a lot
134. BROKEN SOMETHING VALUABLE: i don’t think so
135. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: not that i remember. i should get on that
136. BEEN SCARED TO GET A SHOT: actually, i can’t remember doing that either, even when i was little
138. SHOPPED AT ABERCROMBIE & FITCH: antichrist!
139. SHOPPED AT OLD NAVY: yes
140. THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE: yes
141. HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP: no
142. WATCHED MTV AT 4 IN THE MORNING: no
143. TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: good god, that’s gross. no. but i probably would...
144. MADE PRANK PHONE CALLS: but of course. oh horha, i miss the nights of farm instruments...
145. CAUGHT A FISH: no
146. SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE: my house, no. livy’s house...of course not...
147. GONE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: spain rocks so fucking hard
148. WET THE BED: not recently--have no fear
149. ROBBED SOMEONE'S HOUSE: no
150. HAD YOUR HOUSE ROBBED: yes
151. BROKEN THE LAW, WHICH ONES: yes, let me admit to this online...wait. no.
152. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: with great satisfaction.
153. BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT: minor ones
154. BEEN BEAT UP: nope
155. BEATEN SOMEONE UP: i think in fifth grade.
156. SKIPPED SCHOOL: nope
157. BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS: yes, but the peeing didn’t actually occur.
158. BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A "FRIEND": yes
159. STABBED SOMEONE IN THE BACK: not that i’m aware
160. HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: yes.
161. CRIED DURING A MOVIE: yes. lilo and stitch. shut up.
162. HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER: ohhhh i could have me some gannon anytime
163. BEEN ON STAGE: eighth grade, baby
164. CUT YOUR HAIR YOURSELF: not really. that is to say, not on purpose...
165. WON ANYTHING: awards? yes. fights? like i said, this one time in fifth grade...
see, that wasn't so bad. now go do it yourself. it's more important than whatever it is that you're doing right now. run along...
and i must scurry back to my english paper. fucking hell.