Moi, porn?

[spikyme]

Dear Kevin Hundsnurscher:

Your account has been removed by Vimeo staff.

Reason: Porn.

Regards,
Vimeo
Not that I'm downplaying the potential erotic virtue of the videos, but their TOS said nudity was ok. None of my videos featured any penetration. How is that porn? The videos were all recordings of photoshoots. Nothing you wouldn't see on cable

Comments

[kumimonster]

maybe it's just you.
people are anti-the hunds
the people at those sites perhaps
i've seen worse and you get deleted still
lame

[sayaka]

Maybe it's because they hate trying to spell his last name - it's easier just to ban him and stuff.

[tzeentch4740]

I think you may be on to something.

[sayaka]

I know, it's a theory I've been considering for a long time.

[sayaka]

Reason: Porn.

For some reason that cracks me up so much I can barely breathe.

[assassinpandora]

I'm with you. I almost spit my food out!

[sayaka]

It just sounds really... I don't know, absurd or something.

[krowface]

..and there's never an opportunity to argue the case either, right?

I hate that shit. I had some moron complain about my first youtube account because of a comment i had in my profile description. It was removed without warning.

Feh. Guess the best thing to do is host it on your own server.

[artwrangler]

you are just trouble wherever you go.

Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Porn.