for anyone that reads these things anymore:

today i logged in to read my friends posts and i typed "spillyourbuts" as my login name.

haha.

off i go to sew wedding dresses for a living... if i still lived in boston it would be for shitty pay and i could demand a raise. shit.

if anyone wants a gmail account let me know. i have 99 more invites to give out.

also i have five days to evacuate my apartment so if anyone in chicago needs a roommate let me know. i have a boy and a cat that im obligated to bring with me. but i also have a lot of records and books too.

Today i bought a crossword magazine, a matching tie and hankerchief for david, a book, and an ice tray for $1.42 which is pretty cool. Also I need to find a cheap touch tone phone so I can tend to my general phone anxiety and hook up my answering machine again. Every phone I have at my house was made before 1985, it takes about 2 minutes to dial ( Read more... )

jesus. doesn't anyone like, "have a guy" or whatever here in chicago? being drunk sucks and having no job sucks and is stressful. im sitting on like, 3 way over due bills and no rent for last month and the closest ive come to relaxing is when some drunk dude gave me his one hitter in some shitty bar. i havent even been invited to a party where ( Read more... )

okay so i know i basically swore off this thing but the deal is im coming back to new england this summer to visit so if any of you people still care about hanging out with me let me know. just keep in mind im going to be 22 so everyone's buying me drinks. also if anyone wants to send me anything cool or if you want me to send you anything let me ( Read more... )

i miss dunkin donuts coffee and the beach

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we've bought our tickets and we're leaving for the west coast in ten days so if you ever want to see us again, get in touch, we'll have a drink and reflect.

So my life is awesome right now which is great because if it werent working out in my favor I would be totally ready to die. We are moving in less than a week into an awesome and cheap studio and I have the perfect job and Im going to be really rich for no reason soon and also after this summer we're fucking ditching this town and its going to be ( Read more... )

Yesterday ruled, being drunk all day and watching pounds of cornbeefhash disappear into peoples mouths like crazy. Also, we partied at a lesbian brothel and tried to dine and ditch at ihop, which backfired. Sorry to Brian JPocks W. for having to foot that bill because we ordered way too much nasty food. I feel like Im going to fucking vomit ( Read more... )