Spagonia/Council Relationship Sex Rating Thingy
Sup, losers. I saw some other people doing it, then I grabbed Farkas and we did it ourselves, and it's waaaaay cooler than anybody else's!
OOC: Everything from this point on is recorded voices.
Diana Hudson: 2/10
What is she, like, 12? Even if you're into that kinda thing (and you're despicable if you are), she's a little snot. Don't see why you'd wanna spend more than 10 seconds with her.
Why are we even doing this?
Her Highness is young and rather selfish, to be sure. However this is typical behavior of a spoiled young person. Perhaps in time she will grow to understand others better and be more open to an approach. However, as it stands I do not believe the young princess is interested in pursuing a relationship yet.
Ryuuji Akihara: 6/10
He's got that shonen heroboy thing going that I guess some girls are into. But he's an idiot. He seems like he'd be easily controlled, if nothing else, so if you're the kinda girl who likes to top, he might be right for you. Hell, or guy. Pretty sure he's bi-curious.
An imbecile.
....really? That's all you got?
It's all that need be said
I guess.
Bruce Gorrenos: 5/10
He's all absorbed in that stupidass "lone wolf" persona he made for himself, and he's not as big as you're thinking, so it's not like the persona's worth putting up with.
Pervert.
What!? I was his girlfriend for like two months! Sure, I never saw it, but the pictures I looked at are totally justified.
Are you only going to discuss sex?
Isn't that what the freakin' point is!?
It's a narrow-minded view of romance.
Fine, y'friggin' hippie, we'll do it your way...
Mylene Batolli: 10/10
Cute as a button, smart as hell, and a bunch of other crap I could spend all day going on about. In a nutshell: She's perfect, but you can't have her, so stay the hell away or I'll break your legs.
It's because she's in love with her.
Doesn't mean it isn't true!
Then why are you including her?
Because the truth needs to be told!
It's a rather slanted view of the truth at this point.
y'just got an answer for everything, don'tcha, grumblemutter...
Kazimir Farkas: 8/10
Even though he talks too damn much, he's overall a nice guy, and would probably cut his own hand off for anyone he was with. He's stubborn, but, he knows where the line is and when not to cross it. His body is really messed up, to the point where it might be seriously offputting, but....eh. He's a good guy regardless. Sucks that he's taken by a girl that hasn't been awake since the 00s, huh?
You're too kind.
Don't call me.
Isabel Marias: ∞/10
Damn straight.
Isabel's relationships are fairly short-lived. And physical. She is only interested in one person 'that way'. Additionally, approaching Isabel with a proposal to engage in one of her usual 'flings' will likely end with you hospitalized, so I encourage you to banish the notion.
Damn straight.
Akira Kaito: 4/10
I theorize that she's actually a robot. I don't imagine she's particularly good for conversation, spending meaningful time together, or sex, so I mean...I gotta question what the whole point would be...plus I got a suspicion that she's got it for someone else anyway. The way she tags around Daughtily ain't natural...
Although Chancellor Kaito is an attractive, dedicated, strong, and intelligent woman, her closeness to one as dangerous as Miss Daughtily would make a relationship with her difficult at best and possibly lethal at worst, disregarding all other factors.
Victoria Hudson: 5/10
She thinks she's a queen? Seriously, with something like that, you just know she's gotta be a completely domineering bitch. Then again, I bet she's a tiger in the sack, so maybe it's all about priorities? I hear she's really lucky with insurance policies though if ya catch my drift, sooooo...probably best avoided.
I don't even see the point on 'rating' a person we have never met.
If you keep that up, the rest of these are gonna be really boring.
They haven't been?
Watch the tone or I'll drop your ass down to a 7!
-Sigh-
Jin Katou: 1/10
Dude sets my gaydar off like whoa. Sorry ladies.
Mister Katou appears to fancy himself a womanizer. As such, be wary if he seeks you out.
Pff. Totally a cover. Sad, really.
Saitou Honjou: 8/10
Rich as hell, single dad of two kids, and he's got one'a them artsy-fartsy architecture jobs. If you want relationship material, look no further, I say!
First sex and now money? Have you considered the possibility that he may not want another relationship?
I mentioned more than the money, sheez! Mom tells me that people with kids are great relationship material!
That's usually because they're married.
And this guy isn't! So what's your point?!
Also I believe the young Mister Honjou might cause trouble for the elder's potential brides.
Oh, put a goth on a string and dangle it in front of him and he'll be quiet.
Seta Tsukayama: 5/10
Pretty sure he's in the same boat as Honjou, except uh, he's still married. From what I've heard, he's scary protective of his family, but still a good dad and a good guy overall. Just....yeah. Married. No sale, I think.
Rather happily, I believe.
Yeah. Omasu's a nice lady. So, back off, all you home-wreckers out there.
Kegan Burner: 2/10
Hooooooooly shit, I've only seen pictures and video of this guy, and he is off his motherfucking shit. I can't even reccomend him on the virtue of sex because I'm pretty sure he's into some really fucking hardcore shit! Stay away. Stay away stay away stay away.
I believe he would probably kill any person he slept with immediately after. Or perhaps not even wait until after.
Seconded.
Armand Marius: 1/10
Who the hell wears a Hawaiian shirt. Seriously.
...That's it?
What else do you need to know!?
He's been alive for a very long time. He's probably a very interesting person to converse with. And looking at it the way you have been, I'm sure he would be quite knowledgeable in certain areas.
Eh, I just think Hawaiian shirts are for losers, especially the older y'get.
Lila Daughtily: 0/10
I doubt she's capable of anything remotely resembling love. Sex-wise, she's probably somethin' else, but I'm 90% positive she kills whoever she sleeps with afterwards, or chains them up somewhere until she can drag 'em out again. Then again, I have no idea why anybody would love this wench, so, whatever.
She also seems to have a strange complex about very young girls...
Oh yeah, once when Ed and I were little kids, she got that Kaito chick to watch us, and this was like, 9-10 years ago! So, she snagged Kaito when she was like, an adolescent. Shit's weird.
Strange indeed
Ichirou Komatsu:
...screw the numbers. It...wouldn't work out. The guy doesn't have any interest in love, sex, or anything like that. Trust me on that one.
Correction: he has no interest in romantic love.
....eh?
There is his daughter. And the dragon.
.....heh. Maybe you got a point.
Of course I do.
Whatever. BONUS CONTENT TIME!
...Wait, what?
Bonus content!
There's more? -Sigh-
Elsebeth Molnar: 10/10
Rating only applies if you're Shinji Ikari.
...Who?
Dude from Evangelion. He jerks off to a comatose girl at one point.
You're sick-minded.
Hey, I never said I was into it!
Hikari Misogi: 0/10
Stay away if you value your life.
Why are you putting people you definitely do not want others to pursue?
Completeness and warning.
It just seems contradictory
No it doesn't. Moving on.
Celeste Beaumont: 8/10
Strong, smart, and better at child-rearing than and of your jerkass parents! Her interests include swimming, games of strategy, long walks on the beach...liking kids is a must, and don't waste her time if you're in for some stupid one-night stand, 'cause she ain't interested!
...Swimming?
.....yeah, she likes to swim.
...But...the wings...
She has a human form, assface.
It's surprising is all...especially considering that she is a FIRE/Demon spirit.
Not arguing with you, but, uh. There it is.
Black Rose Dragon: 6/10
She doesn't know much at all about human stuff, so I imagine if y'just lied to her, you could convince her of anything fairly easily. Or you could just dangle some ramen on a fishing line...
I don't believe you should set your heart on having children with her...
Yeeeaaaaaaaah. Not unless you're into that kinda thing. In which case, ew.
...I meant, I don't think she would...have children with a human.
Pause.
...And now you've made me think of things.
Oh, whatever.
Desdemona: 1/10
I imagine if you were with her, she'd be so ultra-focused on making you happy no matter what that she'd do literally anything. Moot point though, since her loverboy is dead and all she's done is bitch about it, so I doubt she's gonna be on the market anytime soon. That, and try to give me relationship advice. Stupid bitch.
Also if you do successfully enter a relationship with her, I will attempt to kill her.
...pretty sure you'd have to kill me to do that, Farkas.
I would find a way.
....s'not creepy at all.
Is that everyone? I'm bored of this crap.
kzzzt
...wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be.
OOC: Everything from this point on is recorded voices.
Diana Hudson: 2/10
What is she, like, 12? Even if you're into that kinda thing (and you're despicable if you are), she's a little snot. Don't see why you'd wanna spend more than 10 seconds with her.
Why are we even doing this?
Her Highness is young and rather selfish, to be sure. However this is typical behavior of a spoiled young person. Perhaps in time she will grow to understand others better and be more open to an approach. However, as it stands I do not believe the young princess is interested in pursuing a relationship yet.
Ryuuji Akihara: 6/10
He's got that shonen heroboy thing going that I guess some girls are into. But he's an idiot. He seems like he'd be easily controlled, if nothing else, so if you're the kinda girl who likes to top, he might be right for you. Hell, or guy. Pretty sure he's bi-curious.
An imbecile.
....really? That's all you got?
It's all that need be said
I guess.
Bruce Gorrenos: 5/10
He's all absorbed in that stupidass "lone wolf" persona he made for himself, and he's not as big as you're thinking, so it's not like the persona's worth putting up with.
Pervert.
What!? I was his girlfriend for like two months! Sure, I never saw it, but the pictures I looked at are totally justified.
Are you only going to discuss sex?
Isn't that what the freakin' point is!?
It's a narrow-minded view of romance.
Fine, y'friggin' hippie, we'll do it your way...
Mylene Batolli: 10/10
Cute as a button, smart as hell, and a bunch of other crap I could spend all day going on about. In a nutshell: She's perfect, but you can't have her, so stay the hell away or I'll break your legs.
It's because she's in love with her.
Doesn't mean it isn't true!
Then why are you including her?
Because the truth needs to be told!
It's a rather slanted view of the truth at this point.
y'just got an answer for everything, don'tcha, grumblemutter...
Kazimir Farkas: 8/10
Even though he talks too damn much, he's overall a nice guy, and would probably cut his own hand off for anyone he was with. He's stubborn, but, he knows where the line is and when not to cross it. His body is really messed up, to the point where it might be seriously offputting, but....eh. He's a good guy regardless. Sucks that he's taken by a girl that hasn't been awake since the 00s, huh?
You're too kind.
Don't call me.
Isabel Marias: ∞/10
Damn straight.
Isabel's relationships are fairly short-lived. And physical. She is only interested in one person 'that way'. Additionally, approaching Isabel with a proposal to engage in one of her usual 'flings' will likely end with you hospitalized, so I encourage you to banish the notion.
Damn straight.
Akira Kaito: 4/10
I theorize that she's actually a robot. I don't imagine she's particularly good for conversation, spending meaningful time together, or sex, so I mean...I gotta question what the whole point would be...plus I got a suspicion that she's got it for someone else anyway. The way she tags around Daughtily ain't natural...
Although Chancellor Kaito is an attractive, dedicated, strong, and intelligent woman, her closeness to one as dangerous as Miss Daughtily would make a relationship with her difficult at best and possibly lethal at worst, disregarding all other factors.
Victoria Hudson: 5/10
She thinks she's a queen? Seriously, with something like that, you just know she's gotta be a completely domineering bitch. Then again, I bet she's a tiger in the sack, so maybe it's all about priorities? I hear she's really lucky with insurance policies though if ya catch my drift, sooooo...probably best avoided.
I don't even see the point on 'rating' a person we have never met.
If you keep that up, the rest of these are gonna be really boring.
They haven't been?
Watch the tone or I'll drop your ass down to a 7!
-Sigh-
Jin Katou: 1/10
Dude sets my gaydar off like whoa. Sorry ladies.
Mister Katou appears to fancy himself a womanizer. As such, be wary if he seeks you out.
Pff. Totally a cover. Sad, really.
Saitou Honjou: 8/10
Rich as hell, single dad of two kids, and he's got one'a them artsy-fartsy architecture jobs. If you want relationship material, look no further, I say!
First sex and now money? Have you considered the possibility that he may not want another relationship?
I mentioned more than the money, sheez! Mom tells me that people with kids are great relationship material!
That's usually because they're married.
And this guy isn't! So what's your point?!
Also I believe the young Mister Honjou might cause trouble for the elder's potential brides.
Oh, put a goth on a string and dangle it in front of him and he'll be quiet.
Seta Tsukayama: 5/10
Pretty sure he's in the same boat as Honjou, except uh, he's still married. From what I've heard, he's scary protective of his family, but still a good dad and a good guy overall. Just....yeah. Married. No sale, I think.
Rather happily, I believe.
Yeah. Omasu's a nice lady. So, back off, all you home-wreckers out there.
Kegan Burner: 2/10
Hooooooooly shit, I've only seen pictures and video of this guy, and he is off his motherfucking shit. I can't even reccomend him on the virtue of sex because I'm pretty sure he's into some really fucking hardcore shit! Stay away. Stay away stay away stay away.
I believe he would probably kill any person he slept with immediately after. Or perhaps not even wait until after.
Seconded.
Armand Marius: 1/10
Who the hell wears a Hawaiian shirt. Seriously.
...That's it?
What else do you need to know!?
He's been alive for a very long time. He's probably a very interesting person to converse with. And looking at it the way you have been, I'm sure he would be quite knowledgeable in certain areas.
Eh, I just think Hawaiian shirts are for losers, especially the older y'get.
Lila Daughtily: 0/10
I doubt she's capable of anything remotely resembling love. Sex-wise, she's probably somethin' else, but I'm 90% positive she kills whoever she sleeps with afterwards, or chains them up somewhere until she can drag 'em out again. Then again, I have no idea why anybody would love this wench, so, whatever.
She also seems to have a strange complex about very young girls...
Oh yeah, once when Ed and I were little kids, she got that Kaito chick to watch us, and this was like, 9-10 years ago! So, she snagged Kaito when she was like, an adolescent. Shit's weird.
Strange indeed
Ichirou Komatsu:
...screw the numbers. It...wouldn't work out. The guy doesn't have any interest in love, sex, or anything like that. Trust me on that one.
Correction: he has no interest in romantic love.
....eh?
There is his daughter. And the dragon.
.....heh. Maybe you got a point.
Of course I do.
Whatever. BONUS CONTENT TIME!
...Wait, what?
Bonus content!
There's more? -Sigh-
Elsebeth Molnar: 10/10
Rating only applies if you're Shinji Ikari.
...Who?
Dude from Evangelion. He jerks off to a comatose girl at one point.
You're sick-minded.
Hey, I never said I was into it!
Hikari Misogi: 0/10
Stay away if you value your life.
Why are you putting people you definitely do not want others to pursue?
Completeness and warning.
It just seems contradictory
No it doesn't. Moving on.
Celeste Beaumont: 8/10
Strong, smart, and better at child-rearing than and of your jerkass parents! Her interests include swimming, games of strategy, long walks on the beach...liking kids is a must, and don't waste her time if you're in for some stupid one-night stand, 'cause she ain't interested!
...Swimming?
.....yeah, she likes to swim.
...But...the wings...
She has a human form, assface.
It's surprising is all...especially considering that she is a FIRE/Demon spirit.
Not arguing with you, but, uh. There it is.
Black Rose Dragon: 6/10
She doesn't know much at all about human stuff, so I imagine if y'just lied to her, you could convince her of anything fairly easily. Or you could just dangle some ramen on a fishing line...
I don't believe you should set your heart on having children with her...
Yeeeaaaaaaaah. Not unless you're into that kinda thing. In which case, ew.
...I meant, I don't think she would...have children with a human.
Pause.
...And now you've made me think of things.
Oh, whatever.
Desdemona: 1/10
I imagine if you were with her, she'd be so ultra-focused on making you happy no matter what that she'd do literally anything. Moot point though, since her loverboy is dead and all she's done is bitch about it, so I doubt she's gonna be on the market anytime soon. That, and try to give me relationship advice. Stupid bitch.
Also if you do successfully enter a relationship with her, I will attempt to kill her.
...pretty sure you'd have to kill me to do that, Farkas.
I would find a way.
....s'not creepy at all.
Is that everyone? I'm bored of this crap.
kzzzt
...wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be.