if a tree falls in my back yard and no one is around to hear it, why the hell did it tip over?

i'm alive.

I am worth exactly: $1,573,180.00 according to humanforsale.com

i drove out to auntie joanne's house to watch my cousin katelyn and make a memory book of my confirmation. i made it all the way there and back into town no sweat, and i was going to go to the library. i was turning left and BAM! i got hit by a girl going straight... smoke came out everywhere and the airbag went off. i'm pretty much fine, i've got ( Read more... )

People are never as the seem… or maybe ‘as they seem’ is the only way they can be, because each person views the world differently. So there are a million different ways one person can be, all depending on who’s looking at them, and how closely they’re looking ( Read more... )

i've been feeling a little weird the past few days, like things aren't shitty or great, they just ARE... and it's kinda cool, but i'm weirded out, because i'm so not used to feeling like this... i'm pretty sure it's for the better though. things kept happening today, and i'd think, man, i woulda been so pissed off or sad about that, but i wasn't. i ( Read more... )

eh, going back to school today was lame overall ( Read more... )

dane cook is the funniest man ever. i downloaded hella of his stuff and i am laughing my ass off... i think i might actually buy his cd or something...

if eyes are the windows to the soul, then wearing make-up is like having fancy curtains.

i went to target with my mom and sister today... man, we spent like 200 bucks there between the three of us, stuff really added up ( Read more... )