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[spinedamage]

i have no idea when the last time i looked at any of this stuff, i have been going on an internet strike recently. but yeah, um, where to start? i have a new job doing landscaping which has made me tan and wicked buff. i can now pick up bolders with my gigantic penis. i'm still living at home, but i am trying to get into a school for next year

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[doppmonster]

I think I'm about 2 years out of the loop on you.

I take it you fucked SCAD up the ass in your good-bye speech, you're now a super-awesome rock-star fucking hot chicks every night, your construction job is just your non-super-rock-star identity, and you're trying to get into school to learn how to traffic heroine.

Am I right?

[spinedamage]

very much so. but you forgot the part where i am also the richest man in the world. you should call me very soon. we should talk and hang out and stuff. except for that hang out part, with you in california.

[boxersforjane]

i wish you could have been a zombie in my movie.

[doppmonster]

Hey, this SCAD girl just showed up on my website. Do you know her?

http://www.thewrit.org/home/index.php?pn=home&writer_id=94

[hyperventil8]

Post those goddamn pictures from your digital camera from Mattmitchells, etc. And add me as your buddy. <3