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Hey everyone,

So, we all know Bush sucks. This is just further proof.

If this bothers you as much as it bothers me, visit Congress.org to find and email your Representative before this important House vote.

Yay for Democracy in action!

Yesterday I received a jury summons.

I realized that this will be the last time I'll be able to claim an exemption because I'm a student.

Woah.

I absolutely hate when people call me and leave this message:

"This is not a solicitation or marketing call. I have a very important message for you. Please call 1-800-IM-A-TOOL at your earliest convenience."

If you have a very important message, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS!?

I just had to let that, and a very deep breath, out.

SETTING: AB4 203
TIME: 9am, first day of classes.

IDIOTIC USER WITH COKE: Are you the lab assistant?
DELYNN: Yes. I'm sorry sir but you'll have to throw your drink away or take it outside.
IUWC: Yeah, whatever. I--
ME: --No, it's not "Yeah, whatever." There's no food or drink allowed in the lab.
IUWC: Why are you being such a dick about it?
ME: ( Read more... )

Man. Dude. Baby. Honey. Sweetie.

Am I the only person wondering if there are other ways to address someone?

Why must someone address me as "man"? I don't need someone to tell my sex. I'm 22. I kind of figured out that I have a penis, thanks. And "dude"? I know my own gender and you sound stoned and/or unintelligent ( Read more... )

Whenever another person is eyeing a door or a checkout line at the same time I am, I always debate with myself: should I speed up a little and claim victory in front of them in line, or should I be nice and polite and let the other person go first ( Read more... )

Oh my goodness! This makes me totally excited.

I'm such a dork. Yay for drunken karaoke!

Since I'm now on a Family Plan, I have unlimited Text, IM, Picture and Video Messaging!

If you are a text fiend like me, text away!

If I start grad school in Summer I, I will start the first semester of my teaching internship in August!

Watch out kids, here I come!