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[projectconcerto]

-think I've ever seen anything this primitive. It has to be from at least fifty years ago, I- Oh it's on.

[There's a little pause, and the sound of fingers tapping against the plastic of the phone. Eventually the screen flicks to life showing a dirty-blonde woman in a bright purple tank top, apparently talking to what seems to be a grey cloud of

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[mmmmnachos]

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[projectconcerto]

[Maria purses her lips as she considers the cat.]

...Why is it's head like that?

permatext FOR NOW;

[mmmmnachos]

what do you mean

dont you think it is sad and cute

perma video forever, probably.

[projectconcerto]

...not really?

It's got a giant head and its lips are sort of unsettling.

[thelaconics]

Time travel isn't possible.

[projectconcerto]

...Okay. Not possible. I can agree with that.

[She held up a finger.]

Except it was 2081 when I went to sleep last night, and it's 2011 now.

[thelaconics]

Bullshit.

[projectconcerto]

...Right. Okay see this? [She points at the screen.]

Your fancy 2011 phone.

[She reaches up to press into a spot behind her ear. With a little fizzle, a series of holographic screens appear, floating around her head, displaying various lists and dials and screens.]

My 2081 phone.