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[mmmmnachos]

ok so i guess i have supre powers and thats great but this is rly important! whre can i get crndogs???

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[voice]

[watersmoothed]

It's a city. Finding corndogs shouldn't be that hard.

permatext

[mmmmnachos]

i am sry fair maiden. i should have been mor specific im looking for the best corndogs.

PERMAVOICE FINE

[watersmoothed]

Fair maiden?

[GIVE HER A SECOND TO REGISTER IF HE'S BEING SERIOUS OR A LITTLE SHIT.]

Good luck finding that. There's no such thing as a 'good' corndog, so finding the best is. Well, like impossible.

exactly

[mmmmnachos]

[SERIOUS BECAUSE HER VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND HE IS A GENTLEMAN, THOUGH A DORK.]

u surely must be a villain as only a villain could say such a dasrtdly bold faced lie

[watersmoothed]

[SHE THINKS HE'S BEING A DORKY LITTLE SHIT SO SHE HAS HALF OF IT RIGHT...]

Not a villain. Just a girl who thinks corndogs are gross.

Because they are.

[mmmmnachos]

[CLEARS THROAT but you can't hear it.]

you are my lex luthor

[watersmoothed]

[a laugh! wow you're so ridiculous dude!]

Just because I speak the truth?

[mmmmnachos]

[MA'AM, WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HIM ALREADY? Actually, this makes him Peter Parker. You are JJJ. :T]

filthy filthy lies. i was gong 2 ask you if u wanted to find some with me but it is obvious that ur going to try to win my trust and then break my heart or idk something.

you sound supercute too :(

[watersmoothed]

[BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE PROPERLY THAT'S WHY.]

I am super cute and a heartbreaker to boot, but that's besides the point.

I could help you find something better than corndogs. Like, legit good food.

[mmmmnachos]

[SCREW THAT IT'S HARD.]

i would like to say YES but first i must ask you a question:

[watersmoothed]

It's cute and adorably pathetic.

[mmmmnachos]

ur not a villan
i am outside the mac

[watersmoothed]

[SHE'D SAY SOMETHING ABOUT VILLAINS BEING ABLE TO FIND CUTENESS IN CATS CONSIDERING THAT STEREOTYPE OF BOND VILLAINS STROKING WHITE PUSSIES BUT.

she'll pass.]

Okay, be down in a sec.

[and she'll appear a few minutes later outside. SHE LOOKS NORMAL save for the heavy-looking leather pouch attached to her belt.]

[mmmmnachos]

[He's in a Star Wars t-shirt (covered by some douchey plaid long-sleeved shirt), jeans, and some sneakers. He's got a pretty rad messenger bag slung over his shoulder, but there's nothing else all the special about him. He's got his hands in his pockets, but it doesn't look like he means to reach for anything.

Come say hi, why don't you?]

[watersmoothed]

[oh man he's just as derpy as she imagined.

she approaches him and, being petite, looks up at him.]

I'm guessing you're the corndog guy? Because if you aren't then I probably sound really dumb right now.

[mmmmnachos]

[He prefers to think of it as roguish. That's why he's always got the 5 o'clock shadow.

He's kind of more focused on the street, so he doesn't notice until she speaks.]

Yep. Corndog guy. Actually, I'm Hunter. And you're not dumb. [You're like, way pretty...]