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Oct 24, 2011 01:19

I don't want to alarm anyone, okay. But I might be in some semi-serious medical shit? It's not, I'm not dying or anything. But I don't know if I can just strut into a hospital with no records and get what I need.

Is anyone like, a doctor around here?

ethan kastner | captain trannypants

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FRANTIC TEXTING??? shutuptowel October 24 2011, 05:23:55 UTC
I can talk to the stethoscope would that help???

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FRANTIC TEXTING BACK?????? ambitionroad October 24 2011, 05:25:40 UTC
dude are you high? because weed actually might help me right now.

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Re: FRANTIC TEXTING BACK?????? shutuptowel October 24 2011, 05:27:12 UTC
What? No. That's illegal. I just thought the stethoscope might know how to do it look it's just my stupid power okay

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ambitionroad October 24 2011, 05:31:42 UTC
right, powers. [he still totally doesn't believe this shit]

so you can talk to inanimate objects? is that it?

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text the23rdsubject October 24 2011, 06:22:27 UTC
Are you going to be okay?

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text ambitionroad October 24 2011, 06:23:26 UTC
yeah of course. don't worry about me.

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text the23rdsubject October 24 2011, 06:26:13 UTC
You're not seizing or anything, are you?

[Because in her experience, that's what happens to most people who are "given" powers. Everyone here seems pretty stable so far, but who ever knows.]

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text ambitionroad October 24 2011, 06:30:28 UTC
i think i wouldn't be texting if i were. just some chemical imbalances and boring words like that.

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text suitsandheels October 24 2011, 06:59:22 UTC


I don't believe anyone on this Network is qualified to give medical advice.

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text ambitionroad October 24 2011, 14:09:51 UTC
i don't really have much other choice. i'd trust one of us over one of them any day.

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text suitsandheels October 25 2011, 01:05:38 UTC
I think your trust may be entirely misplaced.

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text ambitionroad October 25 2011, 02:56:09 UTC
yeah and what do you know about it?

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text bearswitness October 24 2011, 11:24:40 UTC
I know things about things. But if your arm's fallen off it's quicker to kill you.

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text ambitionroad October 24 2011, 14:08:05 UTC
my arms just fine thanks

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bearswitness October 24 2011, 14:10:11 UTC
Just thought I would check. What's your problem, then.

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ambitionroad October 24 2011, 14:12:44 UTC
i'm following a lead -- if it doesn't work out maybe you can help.

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fromxerox October 24 2011, 11:27:30 UTC
Trust me, man, healers are way better for that kinda stuff. [Because he's assuming it's an injury of some kind.] And cheaper, too.

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ambitionroad October 24 2011, 14:07:24 UTC
Healers. [Ethan just sighs, he's beginning to get tired of denying all this superpowers stuff anyway.] It's not that kind of problem.

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fromxerox October 24 2011, 14:13:19 UTC
What kinda problem is it then?

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ambitionroad October 24 2011, 14:17:14 UTC
It's a chemical imbalance? I need drugs, that's all. I said it wasn't anything dramatic okay, this isn't a soap opera.

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