They either want to kill you so that a key piece of evidence will never be found and their lover won't be charged with murder.
OR
They are hired to seduce you and lure you out of the country because you're a transsexual and your father cannot bear the thought of you running his company.

Either way.

I'm missing Andrew Bird right now. Right right now.
-sob-

I'm just a little bit older today. Just old enough to get a number changed.
I guess I'm officially 19.
Huh. I wonder when that happened.

SO I had a dream last night you simply must analyze. OK so something happened, i don't remember, but I ended up driving my car into a lake, and I had to hide in an underwater bathroom to escape the sharks ( Read more... )

Tell me one song that is your guilty pleasure. You know, one you love listening to, but are embarrassed to admit it.
Mine is Better Days By The Goo Goo Dolls. It's lame-o, I know, but it makes me all sentimental.

Your turn.

I spelled my name with cheese. And then I ate it.

I didn't actually expect him to, but I really wish he had.

I think I might have just died from MSG.

That guy on Boston Legal, James Spader, his voice doesn't fit his face. It's too suave. The voice, not the face.

I think there are ghosts in my computer. Sometimes, the cursor will move around the screen without any influence from the mouse, and the keyboard will switch keys on me, or use the space bar or the backspace without my permission. Haunted, I tell ya.