The "ExtenZe" infomercial doesn't include before and after photos.

And I just realized I've been wearing sweats and a sweatshirt. In 100+ degree weather. And I forgot I was in sweats and a sweatshirt!? That is how cold it gets in our house ( Read more... )

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Not much going on. I was sick on my birthday. I got up at 4AM to go for a walk. I wasn't feeling well. When I got back from my walk my stomach was killing me, so I went to bed. I suddenly had the urge to vomit so I got up to run to the bathroom (all the way on the other end of the house) but only made it right outside my bedroom door. Freaked Angus ( Read more... )

The other day in the mail I got a package from Marlboro. Yes, that's right, the cigarette company. See, I used to smoke up until nearly two years ago. I also used to delight in sending in the Marlboro "Miles" to get various junk out of their catalog such as luggage (I have a whole set of really nice bags), a double-wide hammock complete with ( Read more... )

Have not done much in the past few days. But of course when do I do much? I just sit here like a kitschy knickknack collecting dust.

Kitsch is one of the coolest words in the world. Some other words I love:
aberrant
scatological
hypomania
asunder
neurasthenia
maroon - say it out loud and drawl on the "oooo" part and you get boobie lips, yay! ( Read more... )

Cleaning out the ol' Hotmail. Had these saved in a special folder. Think at one time they amused me. Ah well, why let them go to waste?

( Those spam subject lines I always told myself I'd get around to listing )