LIMERICK-OFF!!!

[spirallingshape]

baby harp seals like regular meals
they like to eat spiders and eels
they lie on their pillows
beneath the tall willows
attended by bats in high heels

as they lie under the trees
brushing crumbs off their knees
young lady felons
make hats out of melons
and nobody ever says "please"

anyone else got a surrealist limerick?

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[anonymous]

There once was a frog named ange
who liked to sit on a flange
one day he slipped unusually
because of his museli
and now he is stuck in the mange

what not to do

[spirallingshape]

don't google for a limerick generator, i can TELL! it's supposed to make nonsense, not no sense. "because of his meusli"??? give me a break.

qwidgybo

[anonymous]

There once was a frog named Noona
who liked to sit on a doona
one day she slipped badly
because of her snadley
and now she is stuck in the luna

happy now?

or

[anonymous]

Bel hats hutbilla gel tsiwun
Ha denzar hodaiantz ron tun
Suanpor uskon
Ul gunnik skal hon
Fernu kme kattxerson mi sun