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[spiralmessenger]

I'm going to say this once and one time only, so I hope you monkeys out there can stop flinging poop long enough to pay attention.

This is Hime-sama. If I catch any of you bothering her, your ass is mine. Literally, I'll eat it for dinner. Flank steak is delicious. I didn't hike myself across the universe to save her scrawny ass just to watch

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[so_very_greedy]

Not interested. She's just a spindly kid.

[spiralmessenger]

That's what I fucking thought.

[so_very_greedy]

Don't flatter yourself, it's not because I'm afraid of your ugly ass.

[spiralmessenger]

You keep thinking that.

[princess_crow]

All the universe? That's very romantic of you.

[spiralmessenger]

Fuck romance. I don't give a shit about it.

[princess_crow]

Uh-Huh.

If you say so.

[spiralmessenger]

Look, woman! I don't know what you're thinking but that isn't my girl! Romance is for monkeys like you! Us beastmen don't have any room for it!