i have fish in my eye.

i was getting off the loop at prince avenue, and it was raining, and i was going too fast around the curve and i started to hydroplane. being the idiot i am, i hit the brake, skidded sideways, turned a full circle and a half, then slid sideways, narrowly avoiding being smashed by an eighteen wheeler ( Read more... )

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is kevin spacey the reason his movies are so awesome, or does he just happen to be in a lot of really good movies?

oh.

i don't know what i want.

1. have more self confidence ( Read more... )

i don't know if i'm going to get to keep her, but i hope so. her name's charlie.


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quiet docks on tranquil rivers ( Read more... )

Half-Cocked ( Read more... )

i have a job at jason's deli. come visit me some time.