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Oct 21, 2008 19:04

Title: A Week in the Life: Diary of a Stalker
What: Comedy article
Rating: G
Words: 255
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin. Not a true story. Published in Wellington Girls' College student run magazine Vespa October 21st 2008.
Sample: Why hasn't he friended me on Bebo yet?

Day One:
How have I failed to notice the cute Coll guy on my bus until now? Tallish, my year judging by the uniform, and he lives down my street. Must find out more.

Day Two:
With some help from the Coll yearbook, have found out his name: [name censored to protect the innocent] This has of course led to Bebo stalking him. It is his birthday soon!

Day Three:
Had to walk home today after getting off the bus at his stop to find out where he lives. It’s a nice house. Some day, we shall live there together!

Having checked his address, I managed to find him in the phone book too and I now have his phone number. Thank you, White Pages!

Day Four:
May have detention after staring at Bus Boy’s house for two hours instead of writing essay. Plan on going to watch my love at lunch instead.

Why hasn’t he friended me on Bebo yet?

Day Five:
Finally spoke to my love. He is playing Pokemon Pearl to my Pokemon Diamond. Clearly, we are meant to be. Shall ring him up after this.

Day Six:
Sat next to him on the bus today and gave him his birthday present! I think he liked it. He says he’ll friend me tonight.

Day Seven:
Why did he get a restraining order against me? Alas, the disadvantages of living in Wellington: The High Court gets things out so much faster. No matter! No piece of paper can keep me from my love!

2008, comedy, article

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