Oh please, state the obvious, why don't you?

[spiralunwind]

This pushes my buttons....some girl I work with passes my desk and she's all..."Hi there, Preggie!"  It took me longer than 3 seconds to respond because I didn't realize she was referring to me.  Since, you know...last time I checked, my name was HANNAH not PREGGIE.  (Or Prego, or Pregnant Lady, or Mommy, or Mommy-to-be, or Little Mama, or any of 5

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[orthanc]

Didn't you know? When a woman is pregnant, she becomes community property. Or at least the zone between her breasts and groin does. It's written somewhere in the Constitution.

As far as post-birth, make sure your boy has a leash on that kid--women will snatch a baby from a guy without so much as a howdoyoudo, since he's not the mother and therefore obviously has no actual Right to have a baby.

Bitter much? Not me.