An excerpt

[spirit_of_llama]

Reading an article. Because I do such things.
And found a piece that I think Bekki would be appreciative of:

"Sex is free. It's fun. And it doesn't require the purchase of any equipment, besides the occasional bottle of vegetable oil and about 20 feet of nylon rope."

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Comments

[i_lovedyoufirst]

AHA!
So by making you watch American Idol, I am actually making us into a more healthy couple.
So there.

[lauraliz411]

EWWWWW!

So not taking advice from Red Book anymore.

[dark_chi]

Veggie oil is bad! Not condom compatible! and nylon rope leaves marks.

But I do love the idea of leaving post it notes on the underside of the toilet seat. I may do that to my residents.

" CLEAN THIS FUCKING TOLIET NOW!" IT's a great way to keep an open line of communication.