[If you so happen to be in the vicinity of the library this particular morning, you might hear something like this:]
‘Thud.’
[A few seconds of silence before:]
WHAT THE-- HEY GET OFF ME!!
[Sounds of scuffling accompanied by a muted thud. Then:]
HHHHHhhhhRRRRuuuuhh!!!
[No, your ears are not deceiving you. That was the trumpeting of an elephant
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