Dear beach cruiser bikes,

G T F O

Sincerely,
The Management

Back in school...

2 film classes
1 class on nuclear bombs
1 class on natural disasters
1 class on journalism

I like this semester.

I have a crush on a little red headed girl.


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Randy Quaid does the narration for a Capital One commercial.

That... or it's his identical vocal twin.

SOUND AND FURY.

It is important that you watch all 9 minutes of this video. Or at least skip to the five minute mark and watch from there.

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Brushing your teeth after you floss just might be the most refreshing feeling on the planet.

"Slap your lass with Christmas tree."

Actual comment on a You Tube video about Newcastle United.

Also... a great tattoo idea.

Yesterday I spent parts of my day petting sharks and sting rays.

New Transformers movie... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Robots fighting Robots = badass.

Robots talking with robots = badass.

Evil robots killing humans = badass.

Humans talking at any point in the movie about anything = DUMBASS.

Anyone want to watch the '86 original with me?