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[spiritrover]

Coke-Sponsored Rover Finds Evidence of Dasani on Mars

The logo-covered rover touched down Sunday, landing inside a crater newly christened Lymoni Spritenum. The rover then used its abrasion tool to grind below the surface, where it located cracks filled with several types of gray hematites--minerals known to form only in the presence of Dasani.hee

Comments

[xodiac]

Looks like you have some competition up there. But we're all cheering for YOU to make these major discoveries! Leave those corporate behemoths in the Martian dust, girl!

[wcg]

i love the onion.

Somehow, I am not surprised.

[planetmars]

so do we all, so do we all.

i just saw that now, its genius. the picture, u shud post that, its great

[rogerdr]

Yeah, that sounds great, but Dr. Pepper still rules down here and that's all that counts!

poetry

[anonymous]

Ilove your poetry, Spirit. You are the first poet on Mars and probably the first robotic geologist to compose poetry.